Everyone Knows I'm No Rookie [Quick Transmigration]

As a big shot who had been at the top for years, Luo Shujin thought life was far too boring. Then one day, he learned about a newbie through the Little Green River System:

A clueless loser who caused trouble, dragged everyone down, and spent the whole time in a daze.

Luo Shujin blinked, then smiled. "From now on, I'll be a newbie!"

Jinjiang System 738 thought its luck had run out. Its supposed little white rabbit was actually a big bad wolf. Not only had he taken control, he also refused to follow the plot laid out in the guide. The mission was surely doomed.

In the end... well, it turned out to be pretty great.

But none of that changes the fact that a big shot is still a big shot, even when posing as a newbie. And so the values of countless worlds were shattered:

The person who framed the drunken young heir and made him embarrass himself discovers that he's actually a prodigy!

The emperor happens to pass by and asks, "Why didn't you do your teacher's homework properly?"

Luo Shujin: "I did. I just don't know how to do it."

Everyone looks at the astonishing work he produced while drunk, then silently twitches their lips. "Sure, we believe you."

The spendthrift young master turns out to be a financial genius who can do everything!

The spendthrift young master's grandfather: "Why did you hide it from me and say you couldn't do it?"

Luo Shujin: "Huh? I didn't hide anything. I really can't do it. I'm a useless newbie. What could I possibly know?"

Everyone glances at a row of perfectly accurate scores of 60 and the stocks he bought while drunk, which have multiplied in value. "Whatever makes you happy... haha."

The young heir in the cultivation world, who levels up by taking pills, turns out to have been born with a Daoist heart and levels up at lightning speed!

Everyone: "He's a newbie!"

Then one day, someone steals Luo Shujin's food...

His sword instantly defeats a tribulation, his fists beat a Nascent Soul cultivator, and his feet trample a Golden Core cultivator.

Everyone trembles in fear.

Theme: Learn to play weak.