Changliushan, a well-known and upright sect, has insisted on providing lonely talents to the world of immortality for many years.
Other sects: lingering, hating the sea and loving the sky, having too many melons to eat for three days and three nights;
Disciple of Changliu Mountain: All I have in mind is ascending, traveling around the world, and falling in love, which will only affect the speed of my sword. JPG
However, one day, Bagua Fairy Magazine suddenly published a piece of bombshell news:
The three pillars of Changliu Mountain actually secretly raised milk dumplings in a forbidden area, and they were suspected of being illegitimate!
Seeing that the evening festival was not guaranteed, Changliushan invited the person involved to quickly refute the rumors.
Party No. 1: Suave, successful in career, monopolizing half of the elixir industry in the world of immortality, leader
The boss solved the problem from the root: "Actually... I like men."
Female nuns: Ah this!
Party No. 2: Calm and reliable·Proficient in elixir cultivation·Spirit animal breeding·Logistics professional·Elder
The elder's eyes were filled with pain, and he began to make up random words: "My lover's bones are buried under this land. From now on, I swear to love this land forever..."
The female nuns covered their faces: It hurts, it hurts, it hurts too much!
Litigant No. 3: One sword frosted fourteen states·A bachelor for eighteen years·The only thing in my heart was to ascend and go home·Changyao Immortal Lord
Immortal Lord Changyao uttered three words coldly: "I won't do it."
The Pain Masks of the Nuns: Can this be said casually? ?
The female nuns trembled under the gaze of the three bosses, pointing with tears in their eyes: "Then she is...?"
Everyone turned their heads, Naituanzi's little white teeth were biting Immortal Changyao's most precious Immortal Killing Sword, revealing a pair of innocent and simple eyes.
Weak and pitiful but able to eat: "Ouch~ I'm hungry, I'm hungry!"
The leader, elder, and Chang Yao quickly took out snacks: "... Just eat when you eat, don't act coquettishly!"
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The three giants of Changliu Mountain guard a secret.
A year ago, the sun and the moon were dim, and Chang Yao, the reincarnation of the Immortal Lord, was about to ascend.
Everything is ready, just waiting for the immortal beast to open the heaven level.
The result was failure.
When the headmaster and the elders arrived, there were only a chirping little demon who had stolen the immortal beast's elixir, and the frosty-faced Immortal Lord Changyao.
What else can you do if your path to ascension is swallowed up by resentment?
Immortal Lord Changyao: "Of course I'll kill her!"
The idea is correct and the thought is direct.
But as long as he kept her, he pampered the little girl to the sky.
Purpose: Don't eat randomly