This is the seventh recordkeeper taken over by the system.
He was born with a plump and pitiful appearance, and his eyes were innocent and slow.
As a system that has sent away many stupid beauties, the system is heartbroken.
System: "After the collapse of the white tower at the core of the world, the infinite small world was polluted, and the characters, scripts, etc. In the dungeon mutated. Your task is to record the direction of mutation of monsters and BOSS. Your beauty and unlucky physique will attract the monsters in the dungeon, and it is also easy for you to be targeted by psychopaths. They will hunt you down and torture you until you die."
System: "Do you understand?"
Yu Zhao: "I understand, they hit me first, and I was acting in self-defense."
System:?
After Yu Zhao burned the vine monster and recorded its dance, tore up the mutated fish and commented on its taste, used the long-haired banshee to stack the bar as a clothes drying pole, and even turned a bunch of bosses into love heads, the system finally discovered that something was wrong.
System: "What are you doing?!"
Yu Zhao: "Research, record, and reuse waste."
The system's eyes darkened: Is this cat a serious host?
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Excerpts from Yu Zhao's recording:
[Copy: Doll Exhibition Hall]
[01, Monster Doll, I smashed it down with my fist, and he burst into tears. Preliminary guess is that he is intolerant of pain, has developed tear glands, and has weak fighting ability, so he is a waste.
07, In the early stage, he transformed into a humanoid and then mutated, and became a boyfriend in the script. Later, he fell in love with New Oriental cooking. Preliminary estimates suggest that the chef's brain mutated and he was a loser No. 2. After the breakup, he went crazy and was still a loser.
[09. The ghosts in the live broadcast room pretend to be netizens and can talk, but often I say a few words and they all cry. Preliminary estimate is that they are just crybabies and trash.
[Summary: There is no one who can fight, it's boring.
... The recorder who also recorded the incident recalled that he was "made into a doll by a puppet monster", "made into a snack by an ex-boyfriend", and "scared to death by netizens crawling out of their mobile phones". He looked down at the "stay away, run away" annotation written in red pen above himself and burst into tears.
Fake, all fake! The script I got is definitely fake!
The dull and conscientious heartthrob recorder Yu Zhaox is always attacked by his wife's lunatic attacks.
Ps1: Su Shuang is a novelist and is popular among people.
Ps2: The story is all made up. It is tentatively scheduled to be published in October 2023 (it may be postponed)
ps3: The copywriting will be polished before writing to optimize the core. Screenshots and 23 years 2 and 4
Idea: Even an idiot's unlucky physique can be of great use