Want a Divorce? No Way!

Shen Chi has always been a hopelessly looks-obsessed man. The moment he saw Qiao Jingcheng on the plane, he... couldn't take another step.

Even with blood gushing from his arm, he managed to stop the bleeding and hit on the man, asking for his number.

But he hadn't expected the other man to play by different rules. One sentence nearly made Shen Chi stab himself a second time.

The man looked at him with an amused smile. "Just my number? Do you want me, too?"

"W-what?"

"I happen to need to get married soon. Interested? Want to do it together?"

"Huh???" Shen Chi stared in shock.

The man he'd been asked to marry took the few minutes before the plane landed to weigh the pros and cons.

Then he slapped his thigh. Fine, let's get married! Who's scared of whom?

But people can't plan for everything. Shen Chi had thought the other man was just a retired soldier, with no power or influence, who wanted to settle down and live an ordinary life.

Then one day, he saw a familiar figure on a financial news channel. Holy crap! Wasn't that his husband?!

Shen Chi rubbed his eyes, already questioning reality. His husband was actually the CEO of a multinational corporation?!

He was used to being timid. The CEO's wife? He really didn't want the job. It wasn't right for him, it really wasn't!

So he immediately demanded a divorce.

But he'd misjudged the situation again. The man wasn't just a rich, powerful, domineering CEO. He was also full of cunning schemes.

"You want a divorce, right?"

Shen Chi nodded furiously.

"Well, I think we should give this position to someone more qualified. I'll just go back to being a doctor."

"Sure!" Qiao Jingcheng readily agreed.

"The men's watch you lost yesterday cost ten million. The car you hit the other day cost five million. And I'll let you off easy for the imported carpet you stained today: just one million. Mr. Shen, would you like to pay in full or in installments?"

Shen Chi instantly crumbled inside. After stammering for a long while, he said, "...I-I think we should just make the best of things. This is... pretty, pretty good!"

Qiao Jingcheng sneered. Let's see you try to get away from me. If I can't handle you, I'm not your husband!

Ongoing novel: Matched 100% with the Empire's Top-Tier Star After Being Jilted

Yi Chen is a beautiful omega, born into privilege and graced with an elegant, striking presence. His childhood friend has always treasured him.

But then disaster struck. Both his parents fell to their deaths, and Yi Chen went from being the pride of the family to an orphan.

The childhood friend who'd always said he would marry him also announced that he had found a sweet omega with a higher compatibility rating. Their engagement was immediately called off.

Utterly devastated, Yi Chen downed two large glasses of vodka at a bar that night to celebrate his new life.

To hell with that scumbag alpha! To hell with pheromones! I'm going to be a bachelor for life.

But the moment he finished speaking, Yi Chen's whole body suddenly grew hot. The gland at the back of his neck began throbbing wildly, and even the air he exhaled seemed to turn pink.

He gazed blearily ahead and saw a group of little omegas gathered nearby, moving their bodies and sending mating signals to a tall, incredibly handsome man.

Yi Chen was unbearably hot, his blood seemed to flow backward, and his legs had gone limp. He couldn't even stand up.

After experiencing life's ups and downs, Yi Chen's motto was now:

Live in the moment. If you can't beat them, join them!

So, as his pheromones grew stronger, he threw himself into the man's arms.

"Hey, handsome. Your pheromones smell so good~"

But... it seemed there were serious consequences to living in the moment!

He'd provoked one of the Empire's toughest men and been handed a compatibility report without warning.

Name: Yi Chen. Match: Shi Qiuhan.

Compatibility: 100%

After that... Yi Chen, resigned to his fate, was forced to get to work.

First meeting with the Imperial Ministry of Health: "A compatibility rating like this is extremely rare. We hope the two of you can provide samples for the Imperial Pheromone Research Institute, so we can create more possibilities for compatibility."

Second, an appointment with the Minister of Civil Affairs: "The Empire's marriage rate keeps falling. We hope you can represent the Ministry of Civil Affairs and inspire the public, bringing about a new peak in marriages."

Third, an invitation to a dinner hosted by the Imperial Minister of Economic Affairs: The minister immediately brought out an unlimited check and asked Yi Chen to help his son through every heat cycle.

Yi Chen stared blankly. "At this rate, maybe I'll meet the head of the Empire by the end of the month?"

He never expected his words to come true. One day, he not only met him, but called him Dad.

-

Shi Qiuhan is the Empire's household-name top-tier star and an award-winning actor. His face has always been a source of pride for his fans.

In five years since his debut, he has won four Best Actor awards and amassed a fortune beyond measure.

The only thing people lament is how unusual his pheromones are. The matching system has never found a little omega with a compatibility rating above twenty percent for him. He's known throughout the Empire as an untouchable beauty.

But he himself has never been in a hurry. Rumor has it that he's always had a cherished first love he's searched for in vain.

The public has always dismissed these rumors with a laugh. Nobody took them seriously.

Until one day, a reporter caught actor Shi Qiuhan losing control at a bar, with a delicate, beautiful Omega in his arms.

Not long after, Shi Qiuhan posted something online for the first time in ages.

#I've finally found you, my boy#

Photo: A beautiful little omega asleep in his arms.

Bonus scene:

The next morning, Yi Chen wakes up and sees the big shot covered in scratches.

Yi Chen: It's my fault! I'm guilty! I'll cut off this useless gland to atone! Then he turns and runs.

Later, when his heat returns:

Yi Chen: Mmm, so good~ Then he lunges at the man and bites him!

Meanwhile, Yi Chen's former childhood friend stares at the posters of the married couple spread across the Empire, his eyes bloodshot.

No one knows that this beautiful, sweet omega once belonged to him.

Coming soon 1: I Can't Get Divorced After a Flash Marriage to the Richest Man

[Looks-Obsessed, Airheaded Beauty Bottom x Cunning, Scheming Top]

Yun Yao hit the peak of his career as soon as he debuted. He outshone countless young stars to become show business's top-tier star, and wherever he went, all eyes turned to him.

But Yun Yao never got conceited. As a hopeless looks-obsessed man, he spent every day running between appointments, determined to be friends with every handsome man.

For some reason, though, those men always acted like they were mice and he was a cat. They turned and ran as soon as they saw him.

The handsome member of the boy band the day before, the young singer yesterday, and even the award-winning actor who had just shaken his hand all vanished the moment they heard his name.

Yun Yao was baffled. Am I too stupid?

Then he met Xi Yucheng. The man was usually cold and distant, but he was willing to smile at Yun Yao and even called him smart.

So when Xi Yucheng proposed, Yun Yao got carried away and signed the papers.

-

Xi Yucheng was the most prominent man in Haishi, able to turn the tide with a flick of his hand.

Rumor had it that he had someone he loved. Anyone who tried to get close to him was driven out of Haishi's elite circles without exception.

Eventually, everyone had the chance to meet Yun Yao.

He was graceful, radiant, and breathtakingly beautiful. He was just... a little spoiled.

He needed someone to accompany him when he went out and hold him while he slept. Xi Yucheng even served him food himself.

Everyone thought the pretty boy wouldn't last long with Xi Yucheng, and waited for the show.

Later, Yun Yao won three awards in a row, but Xi Yucheng wasn't by his side when everyone congratulated him.

Everyone assumed the pretty boy had become a success, but his partner had grown tired of him.

At the celebratory banquet, they mocked him mercilessly, but Yun Yao just kept smiling.

Someone asked what he was smiling about.

He said, "There's a big dog at home who's been disobedient, so I made him face the wall today."

The other person was surprised but still forced a smile. "...He must be a well-behaved dog."

So Yun Yao openly showed them a photo.

"He is pretty well-behaved. Look, he's even kneeling."

Everyone saw a picture of the pitiful-looking richest man, Xi Yucheng, hugging his border collie and making a cute face at the camera, begging to be held.

The real dog himself: "..." You don't know how sickeningly sweet it is until you're the one eating this dog food.

-

That night, Yun Yao got home and tossed his award in the corner, bossing Xi Yucheng around.

"You deceived me! I want a divorce!"

Xi Yucheng calmly brushed Yun Yao's dog on the carpet. "I don't agree."

"I want a divorce!" Yun Yao bristled.

"Be good. You're so smart, people outside will be jealous of you. Listen to me."

Yun Yao paused, the corners of his mouth twitching. "Then... then let's wait a few more days before divorcing. Home is safer anyway."

After that, the same conversation came up several times a year, but they never did get divorced.

Theme: Inspirational.