The Big Shot's Entire Household Is a Bunch of Goofballs

Qin Shi transmigrated into the body of a poor, orphaned girl in the cultivation world. Her master was a fish demon with a seven-second memory who wanted to cook her on the eighth. Her senior brother was a violent brute, her second senior sister a short-tempered lovesick fool, and her third senior brother liked to cry at flowers. And on top of that...

They all loved fighting!

She was the only ordinary mortal who couldn't cultivate, left to bear the crushing weight of staying alive day after day.

Then one day, Qin Shi found herself a tiny, golden, adorable pet...

And her luck finally changed.

"Other people use spiritual energy to farm. I can only dig with my hands. Sob."

Clang! The little golden thing tossed her a golden hoe. "The More-Work-in-Less-Time Hoe. One swing, and the world is yours."

"Master won't let me cultivate. Sob."

Clang! The little golden thing tossed her a golden furnace. "Buy the most expensive ingredients and make the most expensive treasures."

"I've been getting hungry so easily lately. Sob."

Clang! The little golden thing tossed her a golden bone. "Want to try this?"

Qin Shi hugged the golden hoe, stroked the golden furnace, and gnawed on the golden bone, deeply confused.

Is this little thing made of gold?

What a precious little egg.

The next moment, the precious little egg saw a golden dragon soaring arrogantly across the sky. "Big sis, save me! I won't go back with him!"

The famous dragon of the cultivation world, with outrageous combat prowess, piles of money, and a miserly streak, flashed a wicked, domineering smile. "So you've been keeping another master behind my back. Don't forget, you're the dragon's treasure."

Qin Shi felt her blood surge, as if the dragon DNA inside her were stirring. Then she looked at the handsome man in golden robes before her, who had taken human form, and felt an inexplicable bond of blood.

Qin Shi: "Dad?"

The man: "I don't have a disobedient daughter like you... or son?"

P.S. A short-tempered sect versus a goofy dragon clan. The male and female leads have a connection, but they are not related by blood.

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"Our Whole Family Are Villains (The Nineties)"

Qi Xin returns to the 1990s, and from the start, her engagement is called off.

Her scumbag fiance elopes with a sweet, innocent girl, then spends a fortune hiring someone to write a melodramatic story denouncing the Qi family for throwing their weight around and forcing an innocent man to become a scoundrel.

Onlookers point and whisper: "Who would've thought the respected Qi family would do something so despicable?"

Qi Xin sneers. Hah, an over-the-top villainess? An entire family of villains? I know exactly how to play this part!

The latest juicy scandals burst onto the scene:

First article: "Shocking! The Song Family's Eldest Grandson Cheats on His Bride and Turns Out to Be the Scum of the Scum"

Second article: "Secret Inside Story! Old Man's Mysterious Death, Song Health Products Suspected of False Advertising"

Third article: "Exclusive! Three Hundred Million in Losses in Six Months, Song Family's Bankruptcy Is a Foregone Conclusion"

Staring at the piles of royalty statements, the Qi family villains ask in astonishment, "Xin Xin, how do you know so much about the Song family's secrets?"

Qi Xin wonders to herself: I want to know who this mysterious source is, too.

Six months later, the Song family goes bankrupt.

The scumbag screams, "I'd rather lose the clothes off my back than get back together with you!"

Qi Xin: "I have no intention of having anything to do with anyone named Song in this life, but I do like the sight of you losing the clothes off your back."

Song Zhiyuan, far away in the capital, smiles lazily. "Don't be so sure. My surname is Song, too."

Theme: Ordinary people can have a grand vision.