I Know Every Secret in the World

Please add my upcoming novel, I Come with a Center-Stage Aura, to your reading list~

Blurb:

Shentu had served as a door god for a thousand years. When she applied for a position as a god, the department in charge kicked her down to the human world, all in the name of fulfilling the grand vow she'd once made.

She gave the heavens the finger for that...

Jiang Li never expected a blob of rainbow color to fall into his black-and-white world one day. That rainbow was fragrant and soft, and not only could it eat him out of house and home, it could also help him solve cases.

Before meeting Shentu, Jiang Li: Go to class, solve cases, be the perfect blind man who sees only in black and white.

After meeting Shentu, Jiang Li: Cook, solve cases, and figure out how not to go bankrupt from being eaten out of house and home.

Before Shentu appeared, the task force's impression of Jiang Li: Cool, handsome, and the most meticulous thinker around.

After Shentu appeared, the task force's impression of Jiang Li: Dad mode, playing favorites, and the perfect successor to Doraemon.

Shentu: I once made a grand vow: I would never become a god while the world was in turmoil.

Only now do I realize how much trouble my past self caused...

But I won't change that vow, or let this resolve die.

Jiang Li: I'll make all your wishes come true. You protect the world, and I'll protect you.

Please add my upcoming novel, I Come with a Center-Stage Aura, to your reading list~

Blurb: Luoshu is a working stiff who has had a spotlight aura since she was little. Wherever she goes, the lights turn on, so her love of slacking off means she's never able to slack off in peace. After watching a talent competition show, she envies an unknown contestant who shares her name. Despite her stunning looks, no one notices her, even when she's sitting in the center seat.

By a stroke of fate, Luoshu becomes that unknown contestant. Before she can even celebrate, the performances after the initial ranking begin.

Luoshu: Don't worry, I have an unknown-person aura. I can slack off!

After the pairs compete against each other, all four judges call Luoshu's name in unison.

Judge: I noticed you as soon as you stepped onstage. With your looks, you could get by as eye candy, but I see unlimited potential in you. I hope you'll work hard from now on and not waste your talent.

Luoshu, utterly confused: Wait! What do you mean, you noticed me as soon as I stepped onstage? Don't I have an aura? Where's my huge, unknown-person aura?!

After the class-promotion performance:

Judge: You didn't let us down. You were like a beacon of light throughout the whole performance, impossible to look away from.

Audience: Shushu is the brightest star here! Even if she stands in the most inconspicuous corner, we'll spot her right away!

Luoshu: Heh. So my spotlight aura has leveled up, huh? Is it a center-stage aura now?

[Bonus Scene]

During someone else's ranking performance, Luoshu is sitting below, munching on snacks and watching the show when the host suddenly calls on her: "Luoshu, what do you think of these two performances?"

Luoshu hurriedly swallows her mouthful of food, turning bright red as it gets stuck in her throat and leaves her unable to speak.

Audience: Don't put Shushu on the spot. The poor girl just wants to eat a snack, and she only just started!

Luoshu is touched, but something doesn't add up: Wait, I barely moved, and I was sitting way off to the side. How did you even notice me?

Audience: We can't tell her we've been watching her the whole time, or she'll get upset again.

Luoshu: ...

Theme: No secret can stay hidden forever. Everything you do leaves traces.