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Currently updating: The Tyrant Is Such a Pain
Blurb below
The title has changed!!!
Ever since Du Ruo transmigrated into a book as the villainess, she’s had no appetite and can’t sleep. All she wants is to become a widow.
The man she married is the Great Zhou’s God of War. They say Prince Yun is bloodthirsty and cruel, with such a murderous aura that enemy troops flee at the mere mention of him. And, on top of that, he has a short life expectancy.
She waits day after day, night after night. But something’s not right. Why does he look at her so strangely?
Her notoriously sharp-tongued mother-in-law praises her to the skies. Her spoiled little sister-in-law clings to her every day. Even the aloof God of War she was promised has turned into a puppy-like sweetheart.
[Short Scene]
1. Du Ruo comes back from an outing carrying a huge bunch of Michelia flowers. She gets busy arranging them and forgets about a certain someone.
Duan Yunze: He glances at her, saying nothing. After Du Ruo finishes, she finally remembers him and realizes his whole body is burning up. She checks his forehead.
Du Ruo: “You have a bit of a fever. I’ll make you some ginger soup.”
Duan Yunze: “I want Michelia flower tea.”
Du Ruo: “...”
2. Duan Yunze: “Kiss me.”
Du Ruo: “Why do you want a kiss in broad daylight?”
Duan Yunze: “I’ve already covered my eyes. You can kiss me now.”
Du Ruo: “...”
A note from the author:
1. Everything in the story serves the plot, so please forgive any parts that don’t make sense.
2. The heroine has a golden finger. This is a one-on-one romance, and both leads are each other’s one and only.
3. All comments and saves are welcome. Save the story, and we’ll have a tale to tell!
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When she was human, Lu Qi was lazy as could be. She never expected that becoming a panda would make her so hardworking.
Lu Qi thinks she might be the hardest-working panda in history.
Not only does she have to read the tyrant’s mood, she also has to put on a show.
She became a cuddly pet, and now she has to be the empress, too.
Wait, the empress?
Nan Gao: “Are you unwilling?”
Lu Qi shakes her head frantically: “No, no! I’m willing, I’m willing.”
Short scenes:
1. Nan Gao upsets Lu Qi. While Nan Gao and Nan Feizhou discuss affairs, Lu Qi stomps toward them, looking furious, like a fierce cat coming down the mountain. But halfway there, she twists her ankle and falls, ruining her image completely. She covers her face in embarrassment. She can never show her face again.
2. Lu Qi can finally turn back into a human. The System offers all kinds of human forms for her to choose from. Obviously, she has to pick a mature beauty. But Nan Gao suddenly appears, startling her so badly that she bangs her head against the screen. She looks at herself as a little girl and cries...
3. Nan Yu goes over to Lu Qi and gives her a thorough round of insults and mockery. Lu Qi sits on the tall stool Nan Gao had specially made for her, eating fruit and swinging her little feet. She doesn’t pay Nan Yu any attention. Nan Yu storms off in frustration, and Lu Qi calls after her, “That was a nice performance. Come again anytime!” Then she turns around and goes to report her...
4. Nan Gao looks at the tiny figure curled into a ball and gathers her into his arms. “With you by my side, even the whole world would be enough.”
My heart is covered in scars. You alone are my cure!
Please note before reading:
1. This is a fictional setting, a fictional setting, a fictional setting. Don’t associate it with any historical dynasty.
2. The heroine is a panda at first and becomes human later.
3. A healing, sweet, fluffy romance. Little angels who love cute pets, come on in!
4. Please point out any mistakes.
5. If you like it, save it and take home this adorable pet!
Written on October 26, 2019, screenshot saved
Theme: The villainess defeats the scheming heroine
Super pretty!! It's just that the extra episode made me very sad.
The writing in large letters is very nice (??ω??)??, I read it in one sitting. Looking forward to the new article
Why bother Ryouyou? I would rather he find someone who doesn't look like the heroine at all. . .
The third child is quite a nice kid, but I don't quite understand why he likes her. And died so miserably
The plot moves very quickly. If I wrote all the details, it would probably be a long article. That's fine, people who are annoying don't want to bother reading it. After all, reading is just for relaxation and to pass the time.
Very interesting (??ω??)? The plot is very clever, I like it
The article has novel ideas, unique themes, clear paragraphs, ups and downs, clear main lines, fascinating, and shows extraordinary literary skills in the ordinary. It can be said that every word is precious and every sentence is a classic. Your wonderful writing is beyond compare. Kan Jun's classical Chinese is better than ten years of writing. The extraordinary literary skills are shown in the ordinary, and every word is precious. Gorgeous rhetoric creates an atmosphere. Like a poem, the sonorous rhythm chants the beauty of classical music. Like a painting, the elegant brushstrokes render the free and easy splash of ink.
I finished reading it in one go. Wow, it was really fun. I hope the author will work harder in the future.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, congratulations on the completion!
Alas, every time I read the epilogue, I feel a little sad.