HP: The Professor Who Transmigrated into a Fanfic Is in for It

I'm writing The Dark Lord Won't Leave Me Alone After I Transmigrated in August. There are other blurbs in my profile, so feel free to bookmark them if you're interested. As for updates, we'll see how it goes. (?ò ? ó?) Blurb After Nagini bites Severus Snape on the neck, he thinks he's finally free, only to discover that he's been reborn. With only two years left before he is supposed to die, Snape silently puts up with it. But what on earth has gone wrong with this world? Why is the old honey-voiced professor busy falling in love, and why has the entire Order of the Phoenix stopped doing its jobs? To make matters worse, the detestable Potter has turned into a clingy pest. Then, when Ministry of Magic officials move into Hogwarts, Snape sees a familiar face and feels his whole world collapse. Little Scene One "Sev, can we talk?" Someone blinks a pair of ruby-red eyes, looking unbearably smug. Snape struggles a few times and grits out, "We can talk, but could Your Majesty let go of me first?" Little Scene Two "I don't care. Since Professor promised the headmaster he'd look after me, he has to look after me for the rest of his life." Harry says, wrapping his arms around Snape's waist and refusing to let go. Snape stiffens, flustered and unsure what to do. He's been latched onto. Little Scene Three "Sev..." "Get lost!" Snape's face darkens. "You have a wife and a son already. Why are you joining in?" Lucius looks aggrieved. "I only wanted to talk about our son's engagement. And I haven't remarried since the divorce." Snape's mind fills with one thought after another. Lucius and I have a son? Lucius and I have a son... His vision goes black and he faints. 1. Author's note: The original characters and story belong to their original creator. I'm only responsible for the premise. If you don't like fanfiction, read the original. 2. Lots of people in this fanfic have been reborn, and their ways of thinking will get pretty strange. 3. Updates every other day. Theme: Even when life is hard, cherish it