Transmigrate?
Why does this outfit look so familiar? This blue fabric...
Then I... (The hand reaching down paused, then moved upward... flat as a board...) Did I really become a eunuch?
Jiang Jie sighed. She hadn't even recovered from the terrible news when she was bound hand and foot and hauled away.
"You fellows, we were all born to be eunuchs. Why are we making life so hard for each other?"
"You can joke even when you're about to be buried alive. I respect you, brother."
"W-what?! Buried alive?! What the hell is wrong with this place?"
Theme: Just because.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
Looks good, squat ^_^