I Take the Blame for the Villainous Big Shot

Mai Xiaotian was the one who took the blame for the villainous big shot. Literally! She carried a huge black cooking pot behind the villain, always ready to start cooking... The villain would gesture, and Mai Xiaotian would set up a stove on the spot and cook three dishes and a soup. Whenever the night was quiet, Mai Xiaotian would reflect on how she'd clearly gotten a spy-thriller script. How had it turned into a story about a cook in the army? She was a spy sent by the immortal sect to infiltrate the demon realm! She hadn't gotten any intelligence, and instead spent all day following the villainous big shot around and cooking for him. Her cultivation hadn't improved, but her cooking had. What kind of nonsense was that? Years later... Mai Xiaotian: "To tell you the truth, actually I..." am a spy from the immortal sect. The villain's Adam's apple bobbed. He tugged at his collar. "You don't need to say it. I'll give you a chance to rise to the top. Come here." * Little Q&A: 1. What's your biggest regret about the past? Mai Xiaotian stroked her chin. "I do have one, a huge one. Before I officially began cultivating, I had a little donkey. Then it disappeared, and ever since, every other donkey has been a poor substitute." 2. Any unforgettable, painful memories you'd rather not look back on? The villain thought for a moment, then gazed at the sky. "Regrets, memories... Probably having a carrot dangled in front of me, but not being able to eat it." * During a fight with his opponent, Cang Lin was hit with an evil soul-transference technique, and his soul ended up in a donkey's body. To make matters worse, his mad opponent cursed him: the only way he could leave the donkey's body and return to his own was if the woman he loved kissed him. Everyone in the Three Realms knew Cang Lin was a cold-blooded Demon God, devoid of love or emotion. There was no way he could fall for any woman. Until one day, dressed in black robes with his wide sleeves billowing, he soared into the heavens and hacked off his opponent's arm. The crowd: "Wasn't he supposed to have turned into a donkey? Wasn't he never supposed to leave its body and turn back into a person? How did he return in just half a month?" Coming soon: *Mistaken for the Glamorous and Wicked Sect Leader of the Hehuan Sect* [A seductive, glamorous female sect leader x a snake demon who seems aloof but is wild underneath] In her tenth year after transmigrating, Nan Tang was forced to become the glamorous, wicked leader of the Hehuan Sect. The former sect leader was already dead. Nan Tang had watched her die, blown to pieces like fireworks. As luck would have it, Nan Tang's body looked exactly like the former sect leader. So her impoverished sect's leader came up with a brilliant idea: have her impersonate the Hehuan Sect leader, build the sect into a powerful force, and restore it to glory. Nan Tang: "???" She had no f***ing words! . After the Hehuan Sect disciples carried Nan Tang back to the sect, it was time for her to teach a lesson. The new disciples wanted the sect leader to demonstrate how to win over an aloof cauldron in the shortest time possible. Nan Tang: "..." Are you trying to make this impossible for me? To avoid exposing her identity, Nan Tang secretly went to a brothel for men and bought a handsome man with a cool, upright demeanor. After agreeing on their story and getting his consent, she pretended to abduct an aloof man and put on a show in front of the disciples about how to "win over an aloof cauldron." To make it convincing, they held hands, kissed, blew out the lights... They acted out the whole thing, doing everything they were supposed to. Once the mission was complete, Nan Tang gave him all kinds of magical treasures and spirit stones, then sent him on his way. . But before long, on the battlefield between the righteous and evil factions, she saw the man she'd bought to play a part. The great demon kings of the demon tribe were respectfully addressing him as "Your Majesty." They said he was the Demon Realm's Emperor, who had disappeared eight hundred years ago. Nan Tang: "..." Are you trying to kill me?! The Demon Realm's Emperor smiled and walked up to her. He took her hand and felt her pulse with two fingers. "You're carrying an egg. You shouldn't be fighting." Nan Tang: "???" The Emperor glanced at the five, six, seven, eight cauldrons standing beside her and smiled faintly. "You can dismiss those extras." That night, the Emperor took over the cauldron's duties. They fought all night until dawn, and he was refreshed, with no aching back or weak legs. Nan Tang: I want to disband the sect... The main thing is, I don't want to cultivate with an ancient giant snake, especially not a nine-tailed snake. It's damn terrifying. Even as sect leader, I can't handle him! Theme: An uplifting story