Fought Over by Primitive People Who Want to Raise Me

What do you do when you get captured by the locals and made a bride on your first day back on Earth? Fight! If you can't win, run!

Someone blocked the middle of the road. Sang Mo lifted his skirt, looking nervous. "Buddy, I'm running for my life right now. Come back later if you need something!"

The primitive man stared at him with bloodshot eyes. "I can hunt, build a house, and do all kinds of things. I can... take care of you."

Sang Mo laughed. "I'm a man! You can't!"

The primitive man ignored the first few words. "All right, I'll take you home right away."

Sang Mo: "..."

I didn't, I wouldn't, and I don't want to fight primitive people anymore.

Note:

1. The author is terrible at writing blurbs, and the story's style is quite different.

2. A deceptively innocent bottom x a passionate, awesome, loyal-dog top. One-on-one, happy ending, and each other's first love.

Theme: Well, okay