Kissing My Best Buddy Is Way More Fun

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▍Blurb ↓

1.95-meter-tall, broad-chested, domineering CEO, as straight as an incense coil gong x 1.76-meter-tall, sweet and naive, scatterbrained secretary, also straight

1.

Zhou Cheng is straight and studied in Germany.

Back from Munich, he's a long-term thinker with a wardrobe of just five suits, a handsome young man with a beauty mark beneath his eye who is thrifty but still has style. Now he's about to interview at a big company...

Fu Ranqing is straight, the CEO of Kehan Group, and worth 88.8 billion. At 195 centimeters, he's ridiculously handsome, a walking mass of wild hormones, with a chest measuring 120 centimeters.

The interview hasn't even started yet.

Fu Ranqing quietly observes everyone in the break area. No one dares approach him, except...

Zhou Cheng, who can barely keep his eyes open: Thank goodness! A coffee machine!! Coffee will keep me alive!!!

Fu Ranqing finds his name on the list.

Zhou Cheng.

Fu Ranqing secretly keeps an eye on the interview.

Interviewer: I'll ask you a question in a moment. You need to answer quickly.

Zhou Cheng nods: Okay.

Interviewer: What's 2,480 plus 4,143?

Zhou Cheng answers quickly: Quickly.

Fu Ranqing's heart skips a beat. He gives a secret instruction through his earpiece: Hire him. He passed the obedience test.

Interviewer: ???

During the interview, Zhou Cheng suddenly gets a stomachache. His expression changes dramatically, and he looks solemn and grave, desperate to excuse himself!!!

Zhou Cheng starts babbling: I don't think your company should hire me.

Interviewer: ???

Zhou Cheng: I don't even know why I came here.

Interviewer: What salary do you think would be appropriate...

Zhou Cheng gets up to leave, looking imposing and authoritative on the outside: Where's your sincerity?

Inside, he's thinking: Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! Stop talking and let me go!!

So Zhou Cheng bolts for the door and makes his escape.

Fu Ranqing's order through the earpiece: Go after him. Find a way to sign him!

That day, Zhou Cheng gets bound to the [Dingus System]. He has no idea what it does, only that once he gets the job done, he'll get a big-breasted partner!!

With a 120-centimeter chest!! Zhou Cheng hears that and starts drooling. And with a height difference of 19 centimeters, the guy's practically his dream lover!!

2.

Secretary Zhou starts a whole new life as a wage slave. It's a little different from what he imagined, but it's pretty great!!

Zhou Cheng stays up all night gaming, then accidentally falls asleep in the afternoon.

Fu Ranqing reaches out and covers him with a blanket.

After work, Zhou Cheng gets the urge to shop like a German student again. He wanders around the supermarket during discount hours, gleefully snapping up bargains!!

Fu Ranqing happens to see him bargain-hunting and inexplicably can't sleep all night.

The next day, he sends Zhou Cheng a high-limit meal card, only daring to say it's worth 500,000, afraid Zhou Cheng will refuse if it's too much!

3.

Secretary Zhou's daily life is smooth sailing, with only a few close calls.

Then he hears that President Fu has an MBA from Harvard Business School, and Zhou Cheng decides to get his master's degree in Edinburgh.

While studying abroad, the stress, lack of sunshine, and too much Western food make Zhou Cheng depressed.

Fu Ranqing puts on an apron, learns to cook, and makes meals to keep him going, coaxing him to eat! Coaxing him to sleep!

At the graduation party, someone slips something into Zhou Cheng's drink that shouldn't be there.

Fu Ranqing hurriedly carries Zhou Cheng back to the apartment.

Zhou Cheng is out of it, but he still won't stop talking nonsense.

Fu Ranqing finally loses patience: Shut up, or I'll kiss you.

Zhou Cheng: Go ahead. Who's scared of who...

Mwah.

Zhou Cheng strikes first and force-kisses Fu Ranqing.

Fu Ranqing freezes: ...

Zhou Cheng, you're done for.

*

After Zhou Cheng returns from his master's program, Fu Ranqing takes him out to tear up the streets in sports cars, alternating between a Pagani Zonda and a Koenigsegg.

Zhou Cheng says: Hah, kissing my bros is way more fun.

His one and only bro, Fu Ranqing:

...???!

*

[Reader's Guide]

1.95-meter-tall, broad-chested, domineering CEO, as straight as an incense coil gong x 1.76-meter-tall, sweet and naive, scatterbrained secretary, also straight

Fu Ranqing (gong) x Zhou Cheng (shou)

*Updates daily at 12:00 noon

*Modern alternate universe

*Each other's first love, happy ending

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[Gentle, celibate, wealthy commander with tentacles, gong vs. teasing, sweet, affection-starved little godfather, shou]

Gu Zhu is an S-rank commander with Military Intelligence A1, born into a wealthy family. He's handsome, gentle, and flawless in every way.

He's the dream lover of countless people, and the crusher of countless dreams: he's famous far and wide for having no interest in men or women.

One day, Military Intelligence A1 is thrown into an uproar.

Word is that the celibate Commander Gu has got himself a little model boyfriend. He's completely smitten, never apart from him, and can't bear to be separated from him!

Fang Lian is a stunning little model, sweet and soft, good at acting cute, and so beautiful there's not a single flaw to pick out.

He spends all day lounging in the commander's office, eating and drinking.

As soon as work ends, he climbs into the commander's sports car,

then heads back to the commander's luxurious apartment downtown. The commander pays for everything he eats, wears, and uses.

Fang Lian blinks his dark eyes, looking sweet and obedient.

"Brother Gu, the doctor says my stomach is weak, so I can only live off a rich man."

Gu Zhu nods gently. "All right."

The few people in the know tremble, quiver, and turn ashen: "..."

Later.

One day, everyone discovers...

That pretty little "kept man" is the one Commander Gu personally "arrested" at the scene...

Fang Lian is the heir to a pharmaceutical group and a genuine tycoon.

He's also the top name on Military Intelligence A1's list, otherwise known as a "Class S Dangerous Individual Under Surveillance."

*** [Bonus Scene]:

Ever since learning that the commander really has a disorder, Fang Lian has been afraid to touch him.

With a teasing smile, he leans close to the commander's ear and shamelessly provokes him:

"It's not like you can't do it. Why aren't you getting on?"

"If you have the guts, fuck me to death."

During their time living together, Fang Lian never stops running his mouth, and only gets more and more outrageous.

Classified, S-rank Esper, Commander: ...

Is it possible I'm actually afraid of killing you? (Unyielding.jpg)

Later, the classified S-rank Esper commander's disorder is cured.

"Baby, what number are we on?"

"If you forgot, we can start over..."

"Baby, where's that practical spirit of yours?"

Fang Lian's gaze turns hazy and his snow-white back trembles. All he can manage are broken whimpers.

Those hands that can take apart a gun in three seconds helplessly scratch at the commander's back like a kitten.

Even the legs that once fought their way out of a bloody underground arena with lethal kicks... aren't spared... held tightly in place...

Fang Lian: Wuwuwu...

Nobody told me he was a tentacle monster!!!!

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