My Actor Childhood Friend Is Seriously Ill

The next novel, I Only Like Your Face, is now being updated. Feel free to check it out.

At an interview, a reporter asks Lin Xiuzhu, the young prince of love songs:

Reporter: What is your greatest wish right now?

Lin Xiuzhu (rolling his wrists): To send Pei Xingyun to the hospital.

Reporter: Uh, why do you want to send the Best Actor Pei to the hospital?

Lin Xiuzhu: Because he's seriously ill!

Reporter: Uh, any other wishes? Maybe something about your career plans...

Lin Xiuzhu (still rolling his wrists): For him to go to the hospital willingly.

Reporter: ...

Later, a reporter interviews Pei Xingyun and asks what he thinks about this.

Pei Xingyun: When will civilized humans be willing to let savage monkeys send them to the hospital? I think he's the one who's seriously ill, to be spouting such delusions!

Watching the livestream, Lin Xiuzhu jumps up in a fury: I'll toss him into the hospital right now and make his dream of getting close to a nonhuman come true!

"A sharp-tongued, flirtatious actor seme and a serious, short-tempered singer uke"

Reading Guide

1. They have a mutual secret crush. One-on-one romance, and I won't abandon the story.

2. The characters aren't based on real people. This is purely a product of my imagination, and the rules and such are made up. Please don't read too much into it or project real people onto the characters.

3. To write this story well, I've even given up entertainment-industry danmei novels for now! If you like it, please bookmark it. Your support is my greatest motivation!

Coming Soon: I Only Like Your Face

Xie Zhaoyu, a dashing, charming professor at the Imperial Research Institute, has captured the hearts of countless lovestruck young men and women in the capital since his student days.

But one person has always remained unmoved, even sneering openly: "Xie Zhao-what? I think Xie Brings-On-Peach-Blossoms suits him better."

Wen Liang, an Imperial major general, has a face of breathtaking beauty. As a student, he once outshone the beauty of Imperial First Academy, turning the school's beloved flower into a laughingstock.

But he himself has no idea, and especially hates people making a fuss about his looks.

Unfortunately, one rotten peach blossom keeps stepping on his sore spots, even teasing him in public: "If military achievements were judged by looks, our beautiful Wen would be at least a marshal."

Years later, Wen Liang is locked in a fierce battle on the Mobi battlefield. Xie Zhaoyu arrives in a dazzling entrance with his latest research: artificial idiocy... oh, no, artificial intelligence. In an instant, he turns the tide of the entire battle.

A reporter who knows about their past asks, "Professor Xie Zhaoyu, is there anything you'd like to say to him?"

Wen Liang answers with his stunning, ice-cold face: "Bring home fewer admirers. Also, you're cooking tonight."

The entire Empire: ???!!!

After watching the livestream with his colleagues, only to find himself being watched in turn, Xie Brings-On-Peach-Blossoms gets home and flings a divorce agreement at Wen Liang. "I'm divorcing you, damn it!"

Wen Liang calmly takes out their prenuptial agreement. "You love me, so you can't divorce me."

Remembering the humiliating, unequal terms he was forced to sign back then, Xie Zhaoyu bursts into tears. "Damn it, what a raw deal! I only like your face!"

An aloof beauty and obsessive major general seme vs. a flirtatious, unreliable professor uke

Theme: Childhood friends who love and fight each other