New article to follow: "The Little Girl Who Is a Top-notch Internet Celebrity" is being updated hotly. You can find it by clicking on the column. A cute baby The collision of a 5-year-old and a 25-year-old.
[Copywriting] Bai Yuanyi, a boy from the Northern Song Dynasty, traveled to modern times and found his father and mother.
I saw daddy's portrait in mommy's little box, on mommy's computer, and on mommy's phone. It seemed that daddy was everywhere… But mommy said: daddy was just her idol.
Oh, by the way, those little ladies on TV who flirt with their fathers are also very annoying to watch!
Seeing his father in person again, Bai Yuanyi couldn't help but ask: "Father, when you have a concubine, have you forgotten your son Yuan Yi and the relationship between you and your mother?"
Lin Xuhui:? ? ?
Seeing that something was going wrong, Lu Linlang fled with her "son".
Soon, Lin Xuhui came to the door and took out a paternity test report. He was puzzled: "Ms. Lu, how did you give birth to a son through the air without me knowing it at all?"
Lu Linlang: "..." That starts from the late Northern Song Dynasty.
Lu Linlang: Others rely on their backstage to become popular, but she relies on raising children. He raised a good baby, a thousand-year-old monster, and became a little sunshine.
The winner in life is the idol and the smaller version of the idol is under my control~
Ps: This is the story of a Northern Song Dynasty family of three reunited in modern times, where an 18-tier starlet raises a child with his idol. Original title: "My Son is an Antique Monster Boss".
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"Dressed as a child star and then took off the brainless hat":
Copywriting: Just after winning the Nobel Prize for Biology and stepping down, Lin Rong fell down, passed through a book, and became a child star who was crazily dissed.
In the book, Rongrong debuted at the age of 5. On the surface, she has unlimited fame. In fact, her parents only regard her as a tool to make money. They have to make announcements 365 days a year, so she did not even go to elementary school.
Finally, when she was 11 years old, someone posted a long post on Weibo about her homework book, dissing her "childlike face but no brains":
[Hahaha, this is the idol you have loved for five years! He's not as good at math as my younger brother who is in kindergarten!
[I really don't know why you like her. There are 200 words in an article, but she wrote 80 words wrong? !
[I advise all parents in the world: take good care of your children and don't be like Lin Rong!
As a result, the angry "Rongrong Godmother Group" dispersed. At the same time, the majority of primary school students' parents' alliance launched a petition:
[We can't let such an ignorant child star idol ruin my children's ideal of studying hard!
Lin Rong withdraws from the circle! Lin Rong withdraws from the circle! What kind of brainless child star idol is this? Teach all primary school students bad!
Lin Rong: "It's a good time to quit the circle. Well, I'm going to take the college entrance examination."
Half a month later——
[Report! ! ! ! !
[The city's number one science student is a 10-year-old boy!
Her name is Lin Rong!
All fans:? ? ! !
The majority of primary school students' parents' alliance group:…son/daughter! Hurry up and fan Rongrong!
[PS: This is a text by a child star who takes off the label of being "childlike but brainless". At the same time, he practices it personally and advises primary school students: Your main task is to study. (~ ̄▽ ̄)~The copy has been sent to Weibo BB for filing~~]
Pre-receipt 2: "Dressed as the sister of the child star heroine":
Yan Lei, a member of the girl group, once entered a novel called "The Debut of a Child Star". She is the biological sister of the child star heroine.
Five years ago, an idol drama came to the school to select child actors, and her sister participated in the election on her behalf. Since then, she has entered the entertainment industry and has enjoyed unlimited success.
Her parents serve as her assistants and managers, and they are around their little daughter every day, while her elder sister is sent to boarding school by her parents - we want to help our little daughter become famous, and we don't want to care about you.
The biological mother who holds the script for stepmother, the biological father who holds the script for greed for money, and the biological sister who holds the script for the real heroine...
Yan Lei said, you can do whatever you want, I don't care.
The script she held was "Youth Debut Plan"!
Intention: If you come out to fool around, you still have to pay back