I Rely on My Biological Father to Talk About Cross Talk in Sad Articles [Puishu]

[Recommended new article for 2023: "I rely on my six-year-old father to shock the entertainment industry [through the book]". Click on the column to see it. Copywriting: Lin Qiao slipped into an ancient sadistic novel and became the hidden wife of the scumbag actor Ye Chengjin. Seven years ago, the original owners Lin Qiao and Ye Chengjin got married secretly, gave up their careers for love, and went to the United States to give birth to a baby. Seven years later, Ye Chengjin became a popular actor, but the original owner became a wife that he disliked and had an affair during the marriage, forcing the original owner to sign a divorce agreement. But their "son" is... "Daughter, you mean... We have passed through the novel you are reading? I have become your son? You also have a secretly married husband?!" "Personal and property safety must not be violated. Why does Ye Chengjin imprison you and freeze your bank card?!" "If a person like him is willing to die, then I will be willing to pay the cremation fee! The burial fee will be waived. The scumbag only deserves to have his ashes crushed." "I just look down on cheating men like him, no matter who is the best actor! Not even the Jade Emperor can take advantage of this!" Her biological father, Lin Guodong, who had been doing crosstalk in Tianjin teahouses for thirty years, became her six-year-old biological son. _(:з∠)_ *** Before wearing the book. Lin Qiao was born in Tianjin, his father Lin Guodong is an outstanding cross talk actor. Thirty years ago, it was her grandfather who supported the Lin family teahouse. Ten years ago, it was her father who supported the scene. Going on... I'm sorry, I didn't go further. After she and her father were hit by a car, they inexplicably ended up wearing books together. After entering this bloody and cruel article "The Movie King's Hidden Marriage Wife". Lin Qiao spread his hands: "Dad, this scumbag male protagonist Ye Chengjin wants to completely block us. His meaning is very simple, either we starve to death, or we obey his words and get out of the country. What do you think we should do next?" Lin Guodong, a child, stood with his hands behind his hands: "The mountain will fall if you rely on it. If you rely on scumbags, you will get tired of living. Let's go, daddy will take you to talk about cross talk!" So... While talking... The male protagonist Ye Chengjin, who was holding his new love in his arms in Malaysia, came across a video with 50 million clicks—— [Mother and son performed a hot cross talk, and the Beijing Art Exhibition Center was packed with 5,000 people. The douche on the stage is his six-year-old son, and the douche is his recently abandoned wife Lin Qiao. The cross talk performed by the mother and son is called: "Where Are We Going, Dad?" Lin Guodong, a child who was no taller than the table, stood on the bench and slapped the wood in his sleep: "Everyone, today my mother and I will tell you a cross talk called "Where Are We Going, Dad?" Other people's dolls can see their father every day. My father can only see his father twice a year. Once on the Tomb-Sweeping Day and once on the Hungry Ghost Festival." Ye Chengjin:? ? ? ? ? PS: [Daily update] Updated before 10pm every night. Crosstalk is just one talent performed by fathers and daughters. There are also talents in opera, ancient songs and other disciplines. Female protagonist management talent + original celebrity. Provoke the backbone of Wenzhong Theater. The heroine and her father are both entertainers in the cross talk circle. Not from the entertainment industry. He has participated in variety shows and competitions, but has not made his debut (he has not signed a contract with any company in the entertainment industry, and his main battlegrounds are in cross talk theaters and folk art clubs). Dad has a 6-year-old baby body and a 60-year-old cross talk boss temper. Both father and daughter are big figures in the music industry. They mix the cross talk circle and the comedy circle, promoting traditional Chinese opera culture and cross talk culture. PPS: The scumbag male protagonist in the original book regretted chasing his wife to the crematorium, and then was beaten to the point of schizophrenia by the female protagonist and her father. Please don't underestimate the mouths of cross talk actors. A broken mirror does not make it round again, it can only become round and rolled out. PPPS: The real hero is an infatuated supporting male host. He is gentle, elegant and artistic. He is dedicated to praising the heroine and her son (dad). PPPPS: There are several books in advance in the column: "The Group's Favorite Ling Zaizai is Five and a Half Years Old", "My Dad Dressed as the Father of the Male Protagonist of a Sadistic Story", and "The Female Protagonist of a Sadistic Story Is the Light of the Righteous Way". Everyone can go and take a look. I'm not sure what I'll pick up next. I'll probably pick up whichever book has a higher pre-payment price. In short, just don't change the subject matter. Salted fish lies flat(：3[▓▓] Purpose: Traditional culture is the source of national confidence