[Crossover] Nonhuman Chat Group

Any copyrighted material mentioned belongs to its original author. Any out-of-character writing is on me. This has a lot of imaginative ideas, some original worldbuilding, and changes to the source material; it doesn't use the original characterizations, and the ancient-world setting is expected to take up a large share. A belated happy birthday to the lovely little angel Subing! If you don't like it, feel free to move on. Hopefully we'll meet again with my next story. If you enjoy it, please add it to your collection, comment, send a bomb, or leave some nutrient solution. Thank you!

Reader's note: 1. Don't expect beautiful prose, rigor, or perfectly in-character writing. If you have high standards for these, please search for and subscribe to the VIP works by the experts. 2. Thank you for being with me all this way. After finishing this story, I feel like I've improved a little.

Jin Mu, an ordinary college student, never imagined he would one day be pulled into a nonhuman chat group. His fellow group members are still trying to stop him from living quietly and keeping a low profile! All right, even pretending to be ordinary won't work!

Group owner Whiny Monster: I found an ordinary person to teach you idiots how to fit into modern society. All right, let's give our new member a round of applause.

Jin Mu [Tokyo Ghoul]: Hi, I'm an ordinary college student. [Trying hard to act normal, hiding my secret identity, staying away from CCG!]

Ant King Meruem: So we can't enjoy eating people anymore. Do college students taste good?

Choose Me, Get Rich Overnight: ...

Every Day I Rule Heaven and Earth: He doesn't seem very bright...

The East Sea Is My Fishpond: He's an ant with questionable social skills and sky-high intelligence.

My Dad Is Li Jing [Can carry a pagoda, can't parry a blade]: He hasn't experienced the beatdown of society yet...

Chat System notice: [Meruem] has been muted by group owner Whiny Monster for one day.

Everyday chat version:

The Great Song Foodie: I am Dongpo, a foodie.

Tokyo Ghoul: ??? Someone's trying to steal my foodie title???

Ant King Meruem: Who could possibly eat more than me? When I get serious, I even eat my own mom!

Devour the Heavens: Heh. When I get serious, I even eat myself. As expected of me.

Whiny Monster: Since there is a dispute, the title of Biggest Foodie is temporarily unavailable.

Sasaki: I believed your bullshit!

Main couples: 1. Self-love really is adorable. 2. Nezha wreaks havoc in the sea; red and blue have always looked perfect together.

A belated birthday story! The protagonist is Kaneki Hise, so it can't be entered in the rankings no matter how long it gets. The full story is expected to be under 200,000 characters. The good-for-nothing author is trying to write ten thousand words a day using a stockpile of chapters.

Theme: Chat group