A Modern Retirement Diary for the Immortal Sect's Ancestor

[Main Story Blurb]

The infamous female demon who died many years ago, Shan Yao, has come back to life, only to become a delicate, frail little dumpling of a girl.

Her parents don't love her, and she's buried under a mountain of debt.

Good grief, she's gone backward in life!

To pay off her debts, Shan Yao returns to her old line of work and starts a massage and bone-setting business.

"Slipped discs, neck problems, weak constitutions, insomnia, stunted growth: all fixed in three courses!"

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In less than a semester, Shan Yao becomes the top-tier star at No. 2 High School.

The school sets up a massage club especially for her;

when Shan Yao wants to recruit students, everyone rushes to volunteer;

when Shan Yao gives some man a few extra looks, he offers himself to her as a bedmate...

One day, Shan Yao realizes that the new neighbor downstairs looks a lot like some self-righteous Immortal Lord from her past life.

Shan Yao teases him: "My lord, I believe we've met before."

Who knew he'd start following her around without ever leaving her side...

One-on-one romance, both transmigrated.

This story is set in an alternate world, with its own background. Please don't read it as a reflection of reality.

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"Don't You Dare Stop Me from Going Off the Rails"

Shui Cao brings a trading System from the apocalypse into a melodramatic Republican-era romance novel, where she becomes the leader of a bandit gang. From then on, the story's tragic-romance tone keeps veering wildly off course...

While the hero and heroine misunderstand each other and chase one another around in the rain, Shui Cao and her brothers set up a roadside stall selling rain gear and make their fortune;

while the hero and heroine argue, pin each other against a wall, and kiss passionately, Shui Cao is found by her long-lost biological parents, who are also the heroine's adoptive parents. After politely declining their charity, she goes back to sell kissing gadgets at the stall with her brothers and make a fortune;

while the hero and heroine give each other the silent treatment after a scheming green-tea girl drives a wedge between them, Shui Cao has one of her men open a milk tea shop on the street. It becomes the most popular date spot for couples, and business booms;

while the hero and heroine struggle under the weight of family obligations, Shui Cao leads her bandit brothers in opening a bar in the busiest part of town, partying every night and raking in money;

when an argument between the hero and heroine causes the heroine to miscarry, Shui Cao and her brothers' families open a luxurious postpartum care center. The bookings are already full for the next two years, and she overtakes the hero to take first place on the rich list;

while the hero and heroine...

At last, the hero and heroine realize they've become foils for each other. "Damn it, why is she grinning like an idiot every day?"

Shui Cao: "Because I'm a hardworking little bee~ You can't imagine how happy a little bee can be!"

Theme: Keep learning for as long as you live. Times are changing, so please care for the elderly.