I'm the Most Badass Kid in Slytherin (Harry Potter)

Me

Draco Malfoy, the swaggering heartthrob.

A pure-blood wizard destined to conquer the wizarding world through sheer talent.

But ever since I transmigrated to Middle-earth and then back again, everything changed.

The cold, severe Professor S. became as tender as water with me.

My dad's brutal boss, V., started following him around, calling him Father-in-law.

My rival P., who used to pick on me every day, blushed whenever he saw me.

Years later, The Daily Prophet described me this way:

Draco Malfoy, a man who conquered the wizarding world with nothing but his good looks.

Warnings: A crack fanfic full of headcanons and out-of-character portrayals. If it's not your thing, click away, and please don't flame me.

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