[Western Crossover] I Opened a Haunted House in the Superhero World

[Completed] [Please check out my upcoming stories in my author profile: [Marvel] Can You Trust a Con Artist's Love Confession? - I say I love you. Do you dare believe me? After West opened his eyes, he discovered that he had transmigrated into a superhero world. Wait. Let him go back to sleep and see if it was all a dream. He didn't find out whether it was a dream, but he did discover that a damn System was bound to him. System: Build a haunted house and recruit employees. West: ... Who could he recruit in a superhero world? Before long, West was going around recruiting (forcibly abducting) employees. Iron Man (deceased): I'd finally found eternal peace, but... can someone tell me what the hell is going on?! West: I need someone to maintain the haunted house's technology. Gabriel (deceased): Well, I'm still curious why my soul didn't go to God after I died, but ended up here instead. West: I need an angel to do magic tricks and attract customers. Alien rescue dog (deceased): I know this might be a stupid question, but... do Kryptonians' souls belong to you after they die, too? West: ...I need a boyfriend. When West showed up before the world with a group of superheroes who should have been very, very dead, everyone, from Earthlings to the gods of Asgard to aliens, trembled in fear. Obviously! Who wants to get abducted after dying and forced to work as an employee (a lackey)? West: My haunted house still needs employees. You... Everyone: Get lost! It's so depressing. His reputation in the superhero world is ruined. Notes: 1. Pairing: Alien rescue dog (Superman, not Krypto. Don't be that kinky, you guys!) 2. The secondary pairing is Batman and Iron Man. There are about five or six chapters of their story around chapter 181, and their relationship is made explicit in the last chapter before the story goes VIP. If you really can't stand it, feel free to skip it. (One more thing: this story's universe is different from Avengers: Endgame. It takes place in Earth-23333333, where Iron Man never had a daughter and is only in his thirties.) 3. Writing isn't easy, and little mistakes may happen, so please be understanding. 4. There is anti-piracy protection. If you can't read the story, you'll have to buy a few more chapters. If it still doesn't work after you buy them, refresh the page and see if the site is glitching. Please don't give a bad rating for this reason alone. I beg you. Completed story: When a Short, Rich, Handsome Guy Meets a Tall, Rich, Handsome Guy (Batman and Iron Man) --[Upcoming: My Second Personality Says I'm the New God of the World]-- Everyone thought Yu Yang was a cheerful, sunny young man. Only Yu Yang knew there was something wrong with his brain. He had a split personality, and his second personality was a chuunibyou. His second personality kept telling Yu Yang that he was the new god of the world. Yu Yang: ...Ha. It's the twenty-first century. Humanity has reached outer space. Who would believe in gods anymore? Until one day, the world collapsed, and Yu Yang witnessed a winged demon descending upon the world. At that moment, to protect a little girl nearby, Yu Yang reached out and aimed his hand at the demon. In the scorching flames, the demon screamed and turned to ash. Yu Yang: Huh?? What just happened? Then his second personality popped up: I told you that you were a god, and you still didn't believe me! Yu Yang: ... Yu Yang: Pah! I've read novels. I just awakened a superpower. You know, a superpower? * A mysterious book of prophecy appeared in the world. It said: [The god shall be born when humanity is in peril--] [And lead humanity out of darkness] [Reader's Guide] 1. Calm primary personality bottom x irritable secondary personality top 2. The top will have a body of his own, a body of his own 3. The cover features the top and bottom Theme: The Haunted House Owner's Adventure