After Entering a Reborn Scumbag's Story

One-line synopsis: The scum shou's stepping stone ran off with me 1. After cultivating for years, Zhou Wen finally understood the Great Dao. On a dark and windy night, he found the tallest mountain range he could and prepared to undergo tribulation and ascend. Just as he reached the final lightning strike, a black hole suddenly appeared beside him. Before the lightning could fall, the black hole swept him in without playing fair! Zhou Wen: ??? Where did that huge tribulation bolt go?! What is this thing!! Why is it eating sparrows too!! He'd thought failing his tribulation, losing his cultivation, and not even being able to keep a human form was bad enough. He never imagined things could get worse. When Zhou Wen opened his eyes, a man was holding him up. He was half-charred from the lightning, and the man was muttering, "A roasted sparrow dropped from the sky. Perfect as a side dish." Zhou Wen: "..." Don't you dare!!! To stay alive in the man's hands, Zhou Wen had no choice but to use the art of bluffing he'd learned in the human world. Zhou Wen: I'm a magical, pitiful little sparrow. I can grant you three wishes~ 2. Long Duojin found a weak little roasted sparrow and planned to roast it a bit more before eating it. Who would have thought the sparrow spirit would actually have the nerve to claim it could grant him three wishes? Hah. Did he look like the kind of stupid dragon who'd fall for that? Long Duojin scoffed, then made three wishes to the sparrow spirit: He wanted treasure, gold, and a wife. Zhou Wen: ???? There's something wrong with this dragon! A serious-minded sparrow shou who cultivates properly x an absurdly powerful, ridiculous dragon gong A silly, not-so-serious cultivation story [If this sounds interesting, please add it to your library~ Bows (Synopsis screenshot saved on 2022.03.11)] Theme: Good things come to those who wait.