My Ex-Boyfriend Wants to Get Back Together

Original title: Shipping a couple in earnest will earn you what you deserve [Melodramatic] [Angsty] [Writing practice] Yu Yu's ex-boyfriend has come back to ask him to get back together. But Yu Yu doesn't want to get back together at all. Because they were never in a relationship to begin with, okay? [Melodrama warning] Yu Yu once loved someone with all his heart. Unfortunately, the other person didn't appreciate it. Jiang Li was once loved with all someone's heart. Unfortunately, he didn't cherish it at the time. Now, they both regret it. [Melodramatic] [Playful, meme-inspired blurb] When third-rate actor Yu Yu from China appeared on a reality show, he interacted so sweetly with Jiang Li, a third-rate idol on the same show, that they became the screen's favorite couple that year. After the show ended, while everyone was still shipping them, some fans noticed that Yu Yu kept touching Jiang Li off-camera, too, while Jiang Li looked polite but uncomfortable. So fans started cursing Yu Yu, accusing him of faking a relationship with a man for publicity, harassing a straight man, and being a scheming white lotus who would do anything to gain followers. The Yu-Li ship officially sank. Two years later, someone quickly spotted Jiang Li, now a top-tier star in China, pinning a young man against a wall and kissing him. Looking closer, the young man was Yu Yu, the scheming white lotus everyone had once accused of doing anything to get ahead. [At heart, this is a painful story full of melodrama, vicious feuds, and catfights.] [The wall-kissing in the blurb is just a meme. Please don't get the wrong idea.] Updates for this story won't be very regular. Feel free to read at your own pace. Theme: Liars never get a happy ending