Tantai Qiongyu was dragged into a terrifying infinite game along with the awkward blind date she was chatting with. They started playing a poetry-recital game.
Tantai Qiongyu: As a top student, I fear nothing.
Male lead: Wahhh, I'm an illiterate big shot. Please carry me!
Illiterate bystander: Once we're out, I'm definitely going to study hard and improve every day!!
Game boss: Miss Qiongyu is amazing, she's incredible, she's 666! I'm in love!
Qiongyu was a fragile little weakling with a negative combat score, forced into an escape game. She thought she was sure to die, but who could have guessed...
The game boss was obsessed with poetry, music, chess, calligraphy, painting, wine, tea, jade pendants, and all kinds of other things.
She knew all about those!
Even more unexpectedly, the identity of this poor little thing who thought she was doomed stunned the world.
The game world had welcomed its god home.
The world's most oblivious, shamelessly thick-skinned, straight-as-an-arrow male lead x a matchmaking pro, top student, and peerless heroine who tears through her enemies
A slow-burn leveling-up story. The heroine gradually grows stronger in skill, ability, and character. Later, she lays waste to everything in her path, tramples the Earth beneath her feet, and sets her sights on the universe.
Announcements: 1. The protagonist herself is the golden finger.
2. The If You Were Also a Mother instance continues in chapter 142.
3. Trying to reason with a King is like trying to talk sense to a bully.
4. After I wrote a fanfic, fans of The Untamed demanded that I write more fanfic for it. So I made it clear that I don't like The Untamed, and offended a lot of its fans. They've been brigading and leaving bad reviews on all my stories since August 2019. As a result, fans of The Untamed are not welcome in any of my stories. If you leave bad reviews or attack me, I'm a firecracker: I'll fight every one of you.
My next book will be an ancient-world story with a female lead: The Noble Consort Saw the Comments and Ascended the Throne
One-line blurb: The noble consort ascends the throne, and everyone kneels to sing her praises.
As the emperor's most favored consort, Li Ezi had two sons, one of whom was made crown prince. She thought she had it made for life, until one day she saw the comments.
[This is the most tragic empress dowager in history. Her whole family dies, and she's the only one left.]
[That bastard crown prince has so many women already, and he's still so young. No wonder he dies at twenty.]
[The bastard emperor thinks so highly of Yang Jian, even though Yang Jian will destroy your kingdom.]
After suddenly learning of the tragic fate awaiting her family, Li Ezi's gaze toward her husband and sons changed in an instant.
The crown prince spent a night with three palace maids, so the emperor replaced everyone in the Eastern Palace with eunuchs.
Comments: [What good will eunuchs do? The bastard will go on to appoint five empresses!]
Li Ezi went straight to the crown prince and drugged him. From then on, he became utterly chaste and indifferent to women.
The emperor trusted the crown prince's father-in-law, Yang Jian, completely, entrusting him with all sorts of military power.
Comments: [What an idiot emperor. Yang Jian's Sui dynasty will take power by stepping over you.]
Li Ezi handed the crown princess, Yang Lihua, a cup of wine, and Yang Lihua personally dealt with Yang Jian, Emperor Wen of Sui.
The emperor fell gravely ill and prepared to pass the throne to the crown prince.
Comments: [I'm done. What's the point of passing on the throne? That bastard crown prince is going to die at twenty.]
Several months later, Empress Dowager Li Ezi ruled in the emperor's stead.
After unifying the land, envoys from Japan came to China to learn all kinds of things.
Comments: [When you see those Japanese, shouldn't you just wipe them out and make the place a province of Japan? And you're giving them money to study? This kingdom is doomed!]
A few years later, Japan became a prefecture of the Zhou dynasty, and Li Ezi appointed its governor.
Goguryeo and Tibet became protectorates of the Tang dynasty.
The Turks became a protectorate of the Tang dynasty.
A history book a thousand years later: Li Ezi, founding empress of the Tang dynasty, was the only female emperor in five thousand years of history, a mighty ruler who presided over a golden age, unmatched since antiquity.
Please note: Fans of The Untamed are not welcome.
Coming soon: BL novel I Got the Pathetic Little One's Script (Infinite), One-line blurb: I can't believe I'm the real mastermind behind the scenes~~ I'm weak, helpless, and pitiful~~ I have to act like a big shot every day. What a pain.
Lin Muting looked like a scrawny weakling who'd been underfed and underdressed all his life. The only decent thing about him was his face.
His whole face said weak, helpless, and pitiful.
When he discovered he was inside an infinite game...
Lin Muting: …
He had just entered the first instance, Along the River During the Qingming Festival, and turned out to be the only traitor in the entire game.
That's right, he could only survive if everyone else died.
We're doomed!!!
Meanwhile, all the other players were being driven mad by the famous painting that every Chinese person supposedly knows.
Who could recite Su Dongpo's Ode to the Red Cliffs without missing a single word?
They weren't high schoolers taking college entrance exams! They'd graduated decades ago!
Who could paint Su Dongpo's Dead Trees and Strange Rocks?
They weren't painters!!
Who could recite Ouyang Xiu's Record of the Old Drunkard's Pavilion from memory, and write it in regular script?
It's the internet age! Who still writes that damn calligraphy with a brush!!!
Could they please stop messing around? Several of them weren't even Chinese!
Instance: Green Jade Case: Lantern Festival
You've got to be kidding. This instance just wants everyone to solve lantern riddles. Okay, that's a relief.
But a few hours later...
Damn this game! Every lantern riddle comes to life. Get one wrong and you're sent straight to hell!
Lin Muting: I once solved riddles for an entire street, won a cartload of lanterns, and you lot are amateurs.
CP: A domineering, refined, wealthy, devoted, talented, split-personality gong x a shou who seems weak, helpless, and pitiful but is actually a true powerhouse
Completed million-word quick transmigration novel: Bixi
1. The heroine takes down the transmigrated villainess: Watch a powerhouse crush her rival and rise to the pinnacle of life.
2. I Am the Emperor's White Moonlight: After I get married, my first love becomes emperor.
3. I've Had a Crush on You for Sixteen Years: A genius violinist pursues her husband online. Extraordinarily sweet.
4. My Husband and Child Were Killed: Adapted from a true story. Heartbreakingly tragic.
5. Zhuo Wenjun, who left Sima Xiangru, falls for Liu Che: A satisfying political romance. Takes down the scumbag Sima Xiangru and trains Liu Che to be devoted.
6. My Whole Body Was Paralyzed: Adapted from a true story. Tragic enough to make you cry like a dog.
7. Zhuo Wenjun Becomes Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che's Empress: A satisfying political romance. Liu Che becomes devoted to her.
Theme: Self-redemption
Congratulations to all the Demonic fans who have been fans since last August:
Because you have never stopped reporting chapters, there is still one chapter in this article that has not been unlocked.
Because you reported me for plagiarism, I have proven myself in the reporting center that I did not plagiarize countless times.
Because you are working tirelessly on the free chapters and free articles, this article has been abandoned.
Now, I would like to congratulate the whistleblowers again.
Because of your continuous and unremitting efforts, my first Danmei article "Little Poor Little Learn More" has been locked in full.
As we all know, there is almost no possibility of unlocking full-text locked articles. Reporters may also say that what I write is not pornographic, pornographic, obscene, reactionary and other content.
In the reporter's logic, someone can be reported because there is a problem.
If the magic fans explain that this is not your doing - I'm sorry, you have reported it to me countless times.
I believe that not many people can hate me so much that a group of people reported my account many times and blocked my comments and replies to silence me.
Since I don't have a Weibo account and no other channels to prove myself, I would like to explain to myself what this article is about.
I don't want to carry this dirty water on my back and let the whistleblowers have a carnival.
The entire text of "Little Poor Little Learn More" is adapted from real cases.
The main plot is about the protagonist Lin Muting, as the son of a gay wife, the school violence and domestic violence he suffered, and the fact that after his mother discovered that her husband was gay, she was forced by everyone, and finally discovered that her son was also gay and finally committed suicide by jumping off a building. Because he indirectly killed his mother, and because his mother died unjustly, Lin Muting live-streamed his own suicide in pursuit of his father and family, as well as the cruelty of the general environment towards his wife.
I believe that all of this story has been heard even if no one has experienced it.
It's a story that really happened. I don't understand the main line of this whole story. What's so reactionary, pornographic, and obscene about it?
Could it be because the magic fans have been scolding me for a year? In this story, the same wife cursed before jumping off the building, "All homosexuals must die a good death"?
Is it not okay for a gay wife who was forced to commit suicide by jumping off a building to say this?
The author wrote this sentence, so we should put this hat on the author and say that the author is anti-gay, right?
It has been a year since Mo Dao Chen Qing Ling fans came out in droves last year and wanted me to write Chen Qing Ling Mo Dao. I made it clear that I didn't like Mo Dao Chen Qing Ling.
If you don't believe me, you can just go to any fan article and take a look to see if there are any fans of the Demonic Way who have asked for the Demonic Way.
Or go check out the spectacular comments section below this post and my other posts.
This fanfic is the second one I've written, and it's been three years since I wrote it.
I used to reply to every comment because I was grateful to every reader who recognized me, to the readers who caught bugs for me, and to the readers who accompanied me along the way for three years.
However, over the past year, I have been reported numerous times and frequently banned from commenting.
I understand that fans of the magic way feel that I have blasphemed your magic way, rubbed off on your popularity, and offended you.
But in my heart, these are also the fans of my readers, and I tell you—I hate you, hate you, despise you, and wish I had never met you.
You are sorry for my efforts over the past three years, sorry for the feelings I once had for you, and sorry for every word I ever replied to you.
I have been unlucky for eighteen lifetimes. In my previous life, I probably killed everyone in the universe before I met such a group of demon fans and Chen Qing Ling fans as my readers.
Today, you have finally successfully reported my only beautiful article. Are you extremely, extremely, especially happy?
Congratulations on successfully starting the era of reporting.
When a person is sad, he will always think of the previous sad times.
I remembered that in order to write this fanfic, I went back and re-watched the original works of "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom", "A Thousand Bones of Flowers" and "Journey to the West", as well as many episodes of other TV series.
I haven't watched domestic TV series for a long time. I didn't know I was so perseverant.
I remembered that in order to write "Little Poor Little Learner", I read more than a hundred gay wives' stories, read their tree hole posts on Weibo, TV series and movies, and even chatted with them privately through private messages.
I remembered that I didn't have many readers during the whole process of writing "Little Poor Little Learn More", and when it was finished, it was just a mushy 142.
It's just that it was too difficult for me to write this article. Every day when I open the comments, there are fans of the devil cursing the author's entire family tree, cursing me to die where I am, and scolding my entire family for death.
I didn't have any income at the time, and I didn't even know why I was writing.
I thought about giving up this pen name countless times or quitting it.
Writing articles is just a hobby of mine, and fanfics are free. Why did I get nothing and provoke such a group of unparalleled magic fans?
In the three years since I started writing articles, I have always been a little transparent.
I understand very well that my writing style and subject matter are not suitable for Jinjiang.
I understand better that people who like me will not leave me comments every day, but fans who hate me will bravely attack me.
When I saw the report notification sent by the website administrator today, I was completely confused for a moment.
My mind went blank and tears fell involuntarily.
I quickly ran to the balcony and covered my mouth with my hands to prevent others from hearing my cries.
I don't even know why I cry.
I feel completely empty, and I have been crying non-stop from about five o'clock when I received the notification until now.
What on earth am I crying about?
Are you crying for this abandoned article, or are you crying for "Dating Escape" which is next door and cannot be updated for a month, or are you crying for "Little Poor Little Learn More" which has been locked out since then?
When I cried, because I already have chronic bronchitis and chronic pharyngitis, I would cough so hard that it felt like my internal organs were about to come out, my head seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and my whole body felt like it was about to explode.
I really feel aggrieved, I'm really sad.
The pain is silent but the heart is sad, the resentment is deep and the pain is endless.
I really have no way to spend all day unlocking chapters and deal with plagiarism reports again and again.
I don't know how to unlock this first Danmei article that took me more than half a year to write.
I don't even know how I can deal with these endless reporting attacks.
Can I sue these demon fans?
They didn't break the law, they didn't commit murder or arson, they were probably still fucking minors, not even 14 years old!
But I tell you, no one in this world will be forced to shut up without resentment, no one will be bullied without resentment, and no one will be reported repeatedly and kneel down to you from now on!
Thanks for the limited exemption. After reading the comments, I just feel that this trend of reporting and matching with men (all kinds of sexual orientations, especially Tanmei) is getting more and more popular. I watched monster cats being raped by barrages... I was also raped by romance lovers... I was convinced. I was originally glad that I didn't watch dramas or variety shows, but I couldn't avoid them anywhere... (I support freedom of orientation, and I hate having random cps all over the world)
When will you continue to update, woo woo woo?
I've been waiting for you through wind and rain
I really love your articles, I'm so angry that you don't update them. I also read through your other articles and comments. I'm so angry that you finally updated them. I love you so much. I also want to say something secretly. If you switch to the app, tell me and I will follow your articles. I love you so much. If I love you, ignore them. We support you. What's wrong is that they, naoxs, won't be able to do this in a few years.
I really hate the crazy fans who are gay everywhere
Full order waiting for updates, come on!
Woohoo, finally updated again, so touched
Recently I saw someone sentenced to 8 days for obscenity, ugh
The author writes very well, don't give up. . It's time for Zuan to deal with those idiots!
I Ran Away While Pregnant with the Child of the One I Love
I'm Stuck with the Pitiful Character Script (Infinite Worlds)
Pan Jinlian's Carefree Life (Crossover)
The Noble Consort Saw the On-Screen Comments and Ascended the Throne
Face-Slapping the World
Face-Slapping the World of Films and TV
Bixi [Quick Transmigration]
Congratulations to all the Demonic fans who have been fans since last August: Because you have never stopped reporting chapters, there is still one chapter in this article that has not been unlocked. Because you reported me for plagiarism, I have proven myself in the reporting center that I did not plagiarize countless times. Because you are working tirelessly on the free chapters and free articles, this article has been abandoned. Now, I would like to congratulate the whistleblowers again. Because of your continuous and unremitting efforts, my first Danmei article "Little Poor Little Learn More" has been locked in full. As we all know, there is almost no possibility of unlocking full-text locked articles. Reporters may also say that what I write is not pornographic, pornographic, obscene, reactionary and other content. In the reporter's logic, someone can be reported because there is a problem. If the magic fans explain that this is not your doing - I'm sorry, you have reported it to me countless times. I believe that not many people can hate me so much that a group of people reported my account many times and blocked my comments and replies to silence me. Since I don't have a Weibo account and no other channels to prove myself, I would like to explain to myself what this article is about. I don't want to carry this dirty water on my back and let the whistleblowers have a carnival. The entire text of "Little Poor Little Learn More" is adapted from real cases. The main plot is about the protagonist Lin Muting, as the son of a gay wife, the school violence and domestic violence he suffered, and the fact that after his mother discovered that her husband was gay, she was forced by everyone, and finally discovered that her son was also gay and finally committed suicide by jumping off a building. Because he indirectly killed his mother, and because his mother died unjustly, Lin Muting live-streamed his own suicide in pursuit of his father and family, as well as the cruelty of the general environment towards his wife. I believe that all of this story has been heard even if no one has experienced it. It's a story that really happened. I don't understand the main line of this whole story. What's so reactionary, pornographic, and obscene about it? Could it be because the magic fans have been scolding me for a year? In this story, the same wife cursed before jumping off the building, "All homosexuals must die a good death"? Is it not okay for a gay wife who was forced to commit suicide by jumping off a building to say this? The author wrote this sentence, so we should put this hat on the author and say that the author is anti-gay, right? It has been a year since Mo Dao Chen Qing Ling fans came out in droves last year and wanted me to write Chen Qing Ling Mo Dao. I made it clear that I didn't like Mo Dao Chen Qing Ling. If you don't believe me, you can just go to any fan article and take a look to see if there are any fans of the Demonic Way who have asked for the Demonic Way. Or go check out the spectacular comments section below this post and my other posts. This fanfic is the second one I've written, and it's been three years since I wrote it. I used to reply to every comment because I was grateful to every reader who recognized me, to the readers who caught bugs for me, and to the readers who accompanied me along the way for three years. However, over the past year, I have been reported numerous times and frequently banned from commenting. I understand that fans of the magic way feel that I have blasphemed your magic way, rubbed off on your popularity, and offended you. But in my heart, these are also the fans of my readers, and I tell you—I hate you, hate you, despise you, and wish I had never met you. You are sorry for my efforts over the past three years, sorry for the feelings I once had for you, and sorry for every word I ever replied to you. I have been unlucky for eighteen lifetimes. In my previous life, I probably killed everyone in the universe before I met such a group of demon fans and Chen Qing Ling fans as my readers. Today, you have finally successfully reported my only beautiful article. Are you extremely, extremely, especially happy? Congratulations on successfully starting the era of reporting. When a person is sad, he will always think of the previous sad times. I remembered that in order to write this fanfic, I went back and re-watched the original works of "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom", "A Thousand Bones of Flowers" and "Journey to the West", as well as many episodes of other TV series. I haven't watched domestic TV series for a long time. I didn't know I was so perseverant. I remembered that in order to write "Little Poor Little Learner", I read more than a hundred gay wives' stories, read their tree hole posts on Weibo, TV series and movies, and even chatted with them privately through private messages. I remembered that I didn't have many readers during the whole process of writing "Little Poor Little Learn More", and when it was finished, it was just a mushy 142. It's just that it was too difficult for me to write this article. Every day when I open the comments, there are fans of the devil cursing the author's entire family tree, cursing me to die where I am, and scolding my entire family for death. I didn't have any income at the time, and I didn't even know why I was writing. I thought about giving up this pen name countless times or quitting it. Writing articles is just a hobby of mine, and fanfics are free. Why did I get nothing and provoke such a group of unparalleled magic fans? In the three years since I started writing articles, I have always been a little transparent. I understand very well that my writing style and subject matter are not suitable for Jinjiang. I understand better that people who like me will not leave me comments every day, but fans who hate me will bravely attack me. When I saw the report notification sent by the website administrator today, I was completely confused for a moment. My mind went blank and tears fell involuntarily. I quickly ran to the balcony and covered my mouth with my hands to prevent others from hearing my cries. I don't even know why I cry. I feel completely empty, and I have been crying non-stop from about five o'clock when I received the notification until now. What on earth am I crying about? Are you crying for this abandoned article, or are you crying for "Dating Escape" which is next door and cannot be updated for a month, or are you crying for "Little Poor Little Learn More" which has been locked out since then? When I cried, because I already have chronic bronchitis and chronic pharyngitis, I would cough so hard that it felt like my internal organs were about to come out, my head seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and my whole body felt like it was about to explode. I really feel aggrieved, I'm really sad. The pain is silent but the heart is sad, the resentment is deep and the pain is endless. I really have no way to spend all day unlocking chapters and deal with plagiarism reports again and again. I don't know how to unlock this first Danmei article that took me more than half a year to write. I don't even know how I can deal with these endless reporting attacks. Can I sue these demon fans? They didn't break the law, they didn't commit murder or arson, they were probably still fucking minors, not even 14 years old! But I tell you, no one in this world will be forced to shut up without resentment, no one will be bullied without resentment, and no one will be reported repeatedly and kneel down to you from now on!
Thanks for the limited exemption. After reading the comments, I just feel that this trend of reporting and matching with men (all kinds of sexual orientations, especially Tanmei) is getting more and more popular. I watched monster cats being raped by barrages... I was also raped by romance lovers... I was convinced. I was originally glad that I didn't watch dramas or variety shows, but I couldn't avoid them anywhere... (I support freedom of orientation, and I hate having random cps all over the world)
When will you continue to update, woo woo woo?
I've been waiting for you through wind and rain
I really love your articles, I'm so angry that you don't update them. I also read through your other articles and comments. I'm so angry that you finally updated them. I love you so much. I also want to say something secretly. If you switch to the app, tell me and I will follow your articles. I love you so much. If I love you, ignore them. We support you. What's wrong is that they, naoxs, won't be able to do this in a few years.
I really hate the crazy fans who are gay everywhere
Full order waiting for updates, come on!
Woohoo, finally updated again, so touched
Recently I saw someone sentenced to 8 days for obscenity, ugh
The author writes very well, don't give up. . It's time for Zuan to deal with those idiots!