Demon Slayer: How to Explain That the Night Rabbit Is Not a Demon

Important notice: This story was written on a whim. There is no outline or backlog, and characters may be out of character. I'm a laid-back author who writes wherever my thoughts take me, so please don't read if that's not your thing, and don't leave random negative ratings or anything. Thanks for understanding.

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"[DRB] It Was Just Cosplay, So Why Did It Become Real?"

Kuchiki Shizuko, a Yato raised by humans.

She has normal values and an unconventional imagination.

At just fifteen, she sneaks aboard a merchant spaceship belonging to the Celestials and heads into space, saying she's going to defeat the little monsters, conquer the stars and seas, and become the Pirate King.

With a dream like that, Shizuko is very lucky to...

Run into a black hole and die.

Kuchiki Shizuko: Am I really the protagonist? What the hell?!

Jiu: Oh, you didn't die. It's fine.

Her dream is swallowed by a black hole before it even begins. She closes her eyes, opens them again, and finds herself in complete darkness.

Shizuko thinks she's already dead. Before she can even feel sorry for herself, then...

Two red lanterns appear.

They blink at Shizuko in a playful way.

Kuchiki Shizuko: Oh, I couldn't see because it was so dark...

Kuchiki Shizuko clutches her face and screams: What the hell, why are you being playful?! It's a ghost! Aaaaaah!!!

Jiu: Don't be scared! Chop it up!

Kuchiki Shizuko: Get lost!

Sabito (curious): Why does Shizuko always carry an umbrella?

Kuchiki Shizuko (eating a red bean bun): Because the sun is strong.

Urokodaki (sipping tea): The sun isn't strong in the morning.

Kuchiki Shizuko (oblivious): I can't be in the sun.

Sabito & Urokodaki (immediately get it): Got it, you're a ghost.

Sabito (smiling): I've never met a ghost like you before, Shizuko.

Kuchiki Shizuko (after learning what a ghost is): No way! Yato aren't ghosts!

Sabito & Urokodaki (giving in helplessly): All right, all right. We get it.

Kuchiki Shizuko (breaking down): What do you get?! You don't understand anything!

Basically, it's a story about a Yato girl who ends up in Demon Slayer.

P.S. Gintama itself won't be mentioned. A few characters may be name-dropped in passing.

P.P.S. I'm borrowing the Yato setting from Gintama, which I haven't really watched much of either. The female lead's style might not match Gintama, and she'll definitely be out of character!! Read at your own risk!! QAQ

Theme: A fun, goofy everyday life