Please Be Patient With Me, My Lord [System]

Ever since marrying Chang'an's number one wastrel, Miss Cui has been living the good life. She doesn't have to wait on him at night or even see him during the day. Her parents-in-law feel so guilty that they dote on her like she's their precious darling all day long. She can eat whatever she likes, drink whatever she likes, and has silks, satins, gold, silver, and jewels at her fingertips. Oh, life couldn't get any sweeter. Until, on the brink of death, she was bound to a top-student, black-tech System... "You want me to take the imperial exams? I'm a woman!" "You want me to help my husband pass the exams and earn an honorary title? He's a wastrel!" To stay alive, husband, you'll just have to bear with me. "Husband, the Four Books and Five Classics are full of beauty. They say there's a golden house in books, and a jade-like beauty in books!" "Husband! If you dare go out drinking, I'll break your damn legs!" "If you can't memorize the first page, you're not getting dinner tonight!" "Come here, little wife, and let your husband have a kiss. Then I'll memorize it~" (P.S. This is a lighthearted, funny System novel. Hey, feel free to bookmark it! Though I don't know when it'll start.) Theme: Study hard and aim high, then pass the imperial exams through honest effort.