I Like Your Older Sister

One day, after waking up, the uke realized that his wife seemed to have a screw loose.

Seme: "Even though we're together now, you need to understand that you're just a substitute for your older sister. You'll never measure up to her!"

Only-child uke: "Yes, yes, you're right."

Seme: "Your older sister would never be as despicable as you. A substitute is a substitute. Even if you used underhanded tricks to get my body, my soul will always belong to her!"

Uke: "Sure, sure. Whatever makes you happy."

Seme: "Your older sister is coming back. I can't keep this going with you anymore. It wouldn't be fair to any of us. Let's break up."

Uke: "Sure, sure. You've been pretty good lately, I see."

Theme: A relationship takes careful tending by both people