Three Thousand Rivers and Mountains

Shezi, a peony spider lily spirit who wants to become an immortal, does some quick calculations and realizes cultivation will take too long. So she sets her sights on Nan Chen, the demon prince, a big shot who can get her there by taking a shortcut.

Shezi volunteers: "Your Highness, if I become your page, can you help me become immortal?"

Nan Chen thinks it over. "I'm afraid not."

Shezi: "My flowers are gorgeous when they bloom. It'd be a shame to miss them!"

"..."

Nan Chen draws out his words: "Then I suppose I should take a look first."

Synopsis for My Fire-Type Husband Melted Me:

The kind where tormenting your wife feels great for a while, until you end up chasing her through hell.

In the beginning, a major event took place in the heavens!

Frost, eldest daughter of the Water Mother Goddess, married Shili, eldest son of the Fire Lord!

But their marriage had an expiration date.

At the summit of the Cang Sea, within the Nine-Bend Radiant Palace, the gods rejoiced and all creation celebrated.

Yet not long after the wedding, the gods in the palace shivered and knelt in a plea for divorce, their petition written in blood!

The reason? Lady Frost had frozen the entire Nine-Bend Radiant Palace, which had blazed like a wildfire, into an icehouse!

But Lord Shili ignored them.

Wrapped in quilts, the gods gritted their teeth in anger and swallowed their complaints.

Shili sighed at the sky. "I wouldn't dare! She fears me, and I fear her too."

Frost didn't see it that way. She still needed to steal a treasure from Shili for Chongyi at the summit of the Cang Sea.

Divorce?

After she had stolen the treasure!

----A Little Scene----

On their wedding night, they were supposed to spend the night together beneath the red curtains.

Jiuku Shili said, "We married for the sake of our two peoples. Mutual respect will suffice. My wife should get some rest." Then he left the bedchamber.

That suited Frost just fine.

All she wanted was the Blazing Jue Lamp from the Nine-Bend Radiant Palace, while he wanted the Snow-Cloaked Pearl from the summit of the Cang Sea.

Three hundred and twenty thousand years later, their marriage came to an end, and they returned to being strangers.

At the summit of the Cang Sea, Jiuku Shili climbed the snowy mountain. A Sheng asked, "Your marriage has ended. Do you have anything left to say, Lord Shili?"

Jiuku Shili said, "I want to ask her if she'll stay. I'll give her everything she wants. Even if it costs me my life, I won't hesitate."

In response, Frost issued a divine decree: "Seal the gates of the Cang Sea!"

Theme: To be filled in when I start writing.