[Hunter X Hunter] Rift in Time and Space

My name is Xiao Yang, but everyone calls me Little Sheep. I'm 19 this year, with a car and a house, and both my parents are dead. Everyone says my family home has bad feng shui and is full of yin energy. Some even say the house itself was what killed my parents.

I just ignore all that nonsense.

One lovely afternoon, I found out that my home wasn't haunted at all. It was the intersection of two different timelines.

From then on, all kinds of anime characters started living in my house, familiar and unfamiliar, easygoing and difficult, heroes and villains. They came and went, and some even came back after leaving. As far as I'm concerned, they're my friends.

But could you please stop putting Kurapika and Chrollo together, Killua and Illumi together, or Kagome, Kikyo, Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru together? That's a recipe for disaster!

I just want to stay alive, okay?!

(A short story to lighten the mood. It's pure crack, nonsensical, and full of parody. Everyone is out of character. It might be hilarious. This is just a story written to blow off steam, so please go easy on me.)

Theme: What a fortunate coincidence it is to meet, and what a ridiculous mess it is to transmigrate.