Playing at Immortality

[New book: I'll Help Her Reach the Azure Heavens] [Chaotic, fiery heroine + devoted, heavenly match x defying fate to save her mother] Li Jiu'er sat in a heavenly horse-drawn carriage, holding the reins in one hand and gnawing on a huge chicken leg with grease all over her mouth as she drove the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas straight toward the Thirty-Third Heaven... "Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, this time, I, Li Jiu'er, won't just split the sky to save my mother. I'm also going to... Blow up the heavens and change my fate!" Li Jiu'er bit off another chunk of chicken and gulped down a large mouthful of Daughter Red wine. Suddenly, she hurled the chicken leg bone in her hand straight at the hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals in the Thirty-Third Heaven. In an instant! The chicken leg exploded, bursting like a string of firecrackers... With a Demon-Subduing Ring slung over her shoulder and a fire-tipped spear in her hand, Li Jiu'er stood resplendent in her red battle robes. Stepping on two broken wine jars, she soared through the clouds and air, then charged into battle! Her spear swept through the air! In the Ninth Heaven, only four words could be seen. They were... Play with the Immortals! Blow up the Heavens! [90% sweet rice wine · salty and spicy Daughter Red || Play with the Immortals, raise hell in the seas, blow up the heavens and become a god] [Preorder: Stealing My Brother's Wife] Kou Kuizhi was weak and plain. Her adoptive parents abandoned her at the entrance to a brothel, where the customers and young masters couldn't even be bothered to kick her. Some even spat on her. In the eyes of her adoptive parents, the brothel's customers, and passersby, Kou Kui was worthless, the kind of lowlife no one would want even if she were sold to a brothel. No one would even take her as a servant in a third or fourth household. But fate had other plans. Young Master Ju Yu tripped over her and ended up marrying her. After Kou Kui married into the Ju family, Ju Yu treated her with such civility, politeness, and gentleness that she thought he was her greatest benefactor for life. And the best husband she could ever have. But something about Ju Yu always seemed to be missing, as if the sunflower bloomed beautifully and elegantly, yet was just a little too perfect. Until... One day, Ju Yu's younger brother, Ju You, poured her tea, steeping the delicate flower buds in the teacup until it steamed. Puffs of steam rose up, brushing against her face. Her cheeks grew hot, and even her earlobes felt soft and burning. Just as they had the previous night, when she had been drinking in misery beside Ju Yu again, her lips and cheeks flushed red with loneliness and pent-up sorrow. Ju You couldn't help staring at her in a daze. "Everyone says my sister-in-law isn't beautiful and has no grace or talent. So why do I think her eyes are like water and her figure is so bewitching, tormenting me until my heart is in tatters and I can't hold back my feelings? The ancients said that only wine can dispel sorrow and longing, but I want to tell you, Sister-in-law, you don't have to trouble my brother over everything from now on. You don't have to sneak off and drink alone behind his back, either. Actually... take a look at me. If you don't mind, your little brother-in-law could do in a pinch." Kou Kui was mortified and hurriedly pushed him away. "Y-You... You can't, little brother Ju You. I'm your sister-in-law. If you keep this up, I'll tell my husband... your older brother." Ju You only grew bolder. Taking advantage of the situation, he gave a sinister smile. "You say no, Sister-in-law, but why does your heart seem to like it so much? Is it because you think your little brother-in-law isn't gentle enough, and that I've been bullying you?" Kou Kui was stunned for a moment, then suddenly gave a cold laugh. "Gentle? You're joking, little brother. Your sister-in-law doesn't want anything like that. From now on... you can call me a slut, okay?" Ju You smiled. "Sure. From now on, your little brother will do whatever you say." Kou Kui: "You're still calling me Sister-in-law?" Ju You quickly corrected himself. "S-Slut!" Premise: Uphold traditional customs and culture, stand together in friendship, and cherish peace.