I Personally Broke Up My Favorite Couple

Huo Xia is a second-tier actress with a spotless dating record, surrounded by admirers but never touched by any of them.

Yet by accident, she ends up trending alongside an obscure, eighteenth-tier male actor.

"You want to sign me?" the actor asks.

"No, I don't!" Huo Xia says righteously.

Huo Xia: I just want to ship couples!

Huo Xia's fans and Gu Tian's fans start fighting. The two sides go at it so fiercely that a third party gets involved and ends up beaten black and blue.

Mars Sisters: Please, someone, leave my girl alone! Let her shine on her own!

Sweeties: We should be begging your actress to leave our guy alone! She saw our brother become famous and wants to ride his coattails!

Third party: Huo Xia keeps a pretty boy. Gu Tian was ugly and got plastic surgery.

Mars Sisters and Sweeties: Get lost! Don't show us fake news this obviously false!

Huo Xia: I just want to ship couples!

Huo Xia likes a post by the moderator of the World's Number One Couple fan page and comments, "The World's Number One Couple is real!"

Weibo trending: Huo Xia ships couples!

Huo Xia: Hahahahahaha, I switched accounts by mistake!

Gu Tian: I know this is going to disappoint everyone, but I have a girlfriend! @HuoXia-Mars

Huo Xia: I really just wanted to quietly ship couples like a chicken!

[Don't overthink the details. I don't know much about showbiz, so don't click if that's not your thing!]

P.S. The male lead has a crush on her, but he's not pathetic about it! He works hard to become a better person so he can stand proudly by her side!

Theme: You aren't my dream, you're my ideal. I have to become a better person before I can stand proudly by your side!