The Daily Antics of a Troublemaking Crane

Going premium on February 8, 2021! Ten thousand characters updated that day! I'll update every day! I hope you'll support me! ////v//// After eating the Saniwa's sweets behind their back, Tsurumaru turned into Tsuruhime. Once she became a temporary Saniwa, she accepted a secret mission from the Government of the Time and traveled to various worlds to complete assignments. But for some reason, Tsuruhime always felt like she had wandered into a dating sim while on a mission... Silver-haired vampire hunter: "It's because it's you that I act this way." Cute female classmate: "Even if we're the same gender, I still like you!" Partner: "I never said I was lying, sis." Disciple from the Sengoku period: "I'll become stronger for you." Psychic student: "Want to go to the movies together?" A certain Mafia executive: "If you don't have anywhere to stay, I can take you in." The child she's known since they were little: "Hey, I've let you stay by my side for ages. Even if you leave, I'll find you." Tsuruhime: "...What am I supposed to do now?" Saniwa: "You're asking me? How would I know? And they're not the only ones you'll have to deal with. There's also everyone in the Honmaru..." Tsuruhime: "I don't like this kind of surprise???" Saniwa: "Hah. You made this mess, so deal with it yourself." Tsurumaru: "I'm a man..." Saniwa: "They all know." Tsurumaru: "..." In short, Tsurumaru temporarily turns into Tsuruhime, runs around causing trouble, and completes missions. Of course, he'll turn back into his handsome self in the end. √ Pairing: ??? Completed: The Port Mafia's Poisonous Apple Saniwa Inosuke Next story: Tsurumaru Is Busy Today, Too Everyone knows that Hell is desperately short-staffed. Enma's aide would love to make one demon do the work of several. So when he saw some assignments that required long-term business trips to the living world, he went to find a certain sword Tsukumogami who had retired in Hell. Bored and looking for fun, Tsurumaru immediately packed his bags and headed to the living world when he heard he could spend a long time there. And so... Teitan Elementary got a slim, athletic PE teacher, skilled in all kinds of sports, who only showed up on Mondays and Tuesdays. Namimori Middle School got a handsome math teacher with an unusual and entertaining teaching style, who only showed up on Wednesdays and Thursdays. PK Middle School got a school counselor who only worked Fridays and Saturdays. What other people think of Teacher Tsurumaru: The Junior Detective League from Teitan Elementary: Little girl with a headband: "Teacher is so handsome! He's really nice, too! He seems close to Brother Amuro." Little girl with a cool expression: "He's no ordinary person. Every time someone opens the door at his place, it's a different handsome guy. They must be close." The central figure of the Junior Detective League: "He's surrounded by mysteries, but he seems like a good person." Tsurumaru's Public Security neighbor in an apartment building in Beika Town: "He's a great partner, but he sure has a lot of secrets." A random student at Namimori Middle School: "His classes are really fun! And he can talk to Senior Hibari like a normal person!" The disciplinary committee chairman of Namimori Middle School: "A carnivore worthy of being bitten to death." The future Tenth of a certain family: "Teacher saved my life!" The Tenth's home tutor: "A talent worthy of joining the family." A psychic at PK Middle School who wishes to remain anonymous: "He's not human, but as long as he doesn't interfere with my ordinary life, I don't care." (Tsurumaru: "I found a real psychic!" Hozuki: "Really? You must take me to see him.") An executive of a Yokohama family whom Tsurumaru met through motorcycling: "He's great to talk to, and an important friend of mine." After arriving in the living world, Tsurumaru not only took jobs as a teacher at three schools, but also happened to discover that his neighbor at the Beika Town apartment building worked for Public Security, so he became an informant for them as well. Despite juggling so many jobs, Tsurumaru doesn't feel tired at all. In fact, he wants to expand his business even further. Tsurumaru: "I absolutely love deleting looking for fun deleting work!" Note: Tsurumaru only cares about causing trouble. Next story: [Medical School Can't Fix My Classmate's Brain] Back in middle school, Shoko thought she was just an ordinary delinquent girl who liked smoking. She only had a slightly unusual ability and could see a few strange things. But since the older Fushiguro brother next door could beat those strange things to death, they never caused her too much trouble. One day, she saw an underclassman whose head was on fire, but whose hair wasn't burning. The impossible sight made her pay a little attention to him. Then, on the day of their middle school graduation, that underclassman confessed to her while wearing nothing but his underwear, flames blazing from his head. Underclassman: "Senpai Ieiri! Please go out with me!!!" Shoko: "I refuse." (She tries to light her cigarette with the flames on his head.) After graduating from middle school, she enrolled at Jujutsu High because of her special ability. Then she discovered that there were only three students in her year, including her. Her two classmates were handsome and strong, but annoying. After spending some time with them, Shoko decided they were just like the idiots at her middle school, except they were scumbags, too. Scumbag No. 1: "Suguru, Shoko says we're scumbags. That's hilarious." Scumbag No. 2: "Satoru, I think Shoko might just mean you." Shoko: "I mean both of you." A while after enrolling, Shoko had a strange, very long dream. In one scene, her two classmates were beaten up by the muscular older Fushiguro brother, and one of them nearly died. Shoko: "Are you beating up my classmates to earn formula money for Megumi?" Muscular older brother: "Megumi doesn't drink formula anymore." Oh, so the dream was fake. But some details from the dream began to appear in real life, and Shoko couldn't help but pay attention. A few years after graduating from Jujutsu High, she encountered an explosion during an off-campus mission and casually rescued a police officer who had almost been killed. When they met again, she learned that the officer was a friend of a senior she'd known at Tokyo University, and that the senior now worked for Public Security. Public Security senior: "I can't believe you already got your medical license, Ieiri. That's impressive." Shoko, who got permission to take the exam thanks to her classmates: "Don't bring me into this." As an adult, Shoko, dark circles under her eyes, complained about work and her two troublesome classmates to a female friend she'd met in Yokohama who also had healing abilities. Female friend: "Well, if all else fails, you could dissect them and see what's going on in their brains." Shoko: "That's assuming they have brains." Her two classmates, who'd come out with Shoko: "???" One time, while drinking with her two classmates, she ran into the underclassman who had confessed to her back in middle school. Underclassman: "Are they your...?" Scumbag No. 1: "Isn't it obvious? I'm Shoko's boyfriend." Scumbag No. 2: "Then I'll be the other man this time." Shoko: "I'm done." Underclassman: "Um... Since you already have two, would you mind adding one more?" Shoko: "Huh?" Scumbag No. 1: "What kind of homewrecker are you?" Scumbag No. 2: "Shoko only needs us two, right?" Shoko: "Fight each other first. We can talk after one of you dies. I'm going to have a drink with Chuuya. See you." Shoko thinks even the Reverse Cursed Technique can't save the brains of her two classmates. Everyone in the jujutsu world knows that Jujutsu High's greatest treasure is its precious healer, and they also know that she's a Special Grade Summoner. She's the only one who can summon two Special Grade Jujutsu Sorcerers at once. Note: Plenty of people have one-sided feelings for Shoko, but she only wants to retire early and enjoy her golden years. Meanwhile, her two scumbag classmates keep getting in the way of her staying single. This is Shoko's story of growing up, from middle school to high school, university, and adult life. Contains lots of original settings. Original setting 1: Megumi's mother has the surname Fushiguro. Original idea, please add it to your want-to-read list: The Extra Only Wants to Mess Up the Plot [Book Transmigration] Brief synopsis: Two hundred years after transmigrating to another world, Beth Leia discovers that she has transmigrated into an erotic harem novel. Beth Leia scoffs at the twisted love of the male leads, who treat the heroine as their possession. Men with such a complete lack of respect for women are scumbags. Since she doesn't have a name in the novel, Beth Leia doesn't pay much attention to it, until one day she sees the heroine's male disguise listed among the applicants to join the Magic Tower. A successor to socialism in her previous life, Beth Leia decides to save the unfortunate heroine from the novel's utterly awful plot. She can't understand this plot, which goes against socialist values, and she has no intention of respecting it. After all, who would respect a pile of shit? Beth Leia discovers that after the plot changes, it seems the heroine changes along with it. She's still just as beautiful, but she's starting to look more and more like a man. Theme: Kindness that exists only on the surface will never be as powerful as kindness that comes from the heart.