[Sherlock] I Have a Dumb System

Qiu Se is a nobody of a web novelist on a certain reading site.

She transmigrates into the production of Sherlock, accompanied by a stupid System.

System: Please accept the task: "Make the consulting detective laugh out loud three times within one week." Collect "laughing out loud" energy. Failure will result in the punishment: "Knock over all the consulting detective's chemical reagents."

Qiu Se: ...I refuse this stupid task.

System: Host, please think carefully. The penalty for refusing a task will take effect immediately.

Qiu Se: ...

She went to find Moriarty.

System: Please accept the task: "Make the British government laugh out loud three times within one week." Collect "laughing out loud" energy. Failure will result in the punishment: "Fart loudly ten times at the British government."

Qiu Se: ...

She went to find Moriarty again.

System: Please accept the task: "Make the consulting criminal laugh out loud three times within one week." Collect "laughing out loud" energy. Failure will result in the punishment: "Kiss the consulting criminal for ten minutes."

Qiu Se: ...

Qiu Se: ??? Is something about this all wrong somehow???

Completely bewildered, she went to find Moriarty.

System: Congratulations, Host, on achieving the accomplishment "The Woman Who Made the Three Giants of Sherlock Laugh Out Loud." You have received the reward "Character Unlock." Successfully unlocked romanceable characters: the British government, the consulting detective, and the consulting criminal.

Qiu Se: ...So after all that, you're a romance System?!

Theme: Making art for love