The Scamming Life of an Internet-Famous Cat

Su Wen, who had spent ten years scraping by in the apocalypse, was reborn. Well, reborn as a little orange cat. No zombies to kill, no need to struggle to make a living, and delicious food every day. What’s not to like? Su Wen sprawled on the ground, sunbathing and happily nibbling a freshly baked cookie, thinking just that. For a chubby little orange cat, what problem can’t be solved with a dried fish treat? If one doesn’t do the trick, then have two. Today, too, the kitty is happily scamming and swindling people, lying flat and sunbathing. The everyday story of the world’s happiest cat, with a human on the inside. The love interest is a calico cat (a male! A normal male! But not an ordinary kitty! Not an ordinary kitty! Not an ordinary kitty! Important things must be said three times), and he won’t turn into a human. New novel coming soon: The Comic Book Villain Becomes Everyone’s Beloved The notorious interstellar pirate Ye Jia has countless people after him, and the citizens of the Empire wish he would die on the spot. A mysterious forum quietly appears on the interstellar web. It’s a place to discuss a comic, and when everyone takes a closer look, they realize its protagonist is the Marshal, a famous figure whose name is written in their history books. The events in the comic all match reality, along with countless little details they never knew. Just as the citizens of the Empire come to accept the idea that there are higher-dimensional worlds beyond their own, a spin-off starring the comic’s main villain, Ye Jia, is released. It turns out Ye Jia is a descendant of Marshal Ye Lou Nian, a commoner who became a political sacrifice back in the day. After his father’s death, Ye Jia lost faith in the Empire. Growing up adrift among the stars, Ye Jia endured countless hardships. His brutal circumstances forced him to grow up, and starting with nothing, he relied on his own abilities to become the greatest space pirate. Even after becoming a pirate, Ye Jia secretly helped many commoners who were suffering. Looking at the young man in the comic, smiling tenderly, mockingly, or with unrestrained confidence, and remembering the little boy from the earlier chapters, covered in mud but still refusing to give in, the citizens of the Empire feel both heartbroken and relieved. Citizen A: The villain? Please! If I’d been through what Ye Jia did, I’d be even more of a villain! Citizen B: Waaaaah, Ye Jia, Mommy’s precious boy. Go do whatever you want. Mommy will always support you! Citizen C: So it was Lord Ye Jia who saved my life on that desolate planet back then. I even hated him because of the Empire’s reports. I regret it so much now. If Lord Ye Jia needs me, I can become a space pirate and join his crew right this minute! Citizen D: So handsome, so handsome. Hnnngh Citizen E: Ye Jia is righteous! The Empire wronged him. The Empire should apologize to Ye Jia! The Empire’s prince watches the comic. In the image, five-year-old Ye Jia crouches down and looks tenderly at the lonely boy before him. His long-dormant heart begins to pound. So the tenderness in the memory he’d searched for desperately, the one he could never forget, had belonged to Ye Jia. The Empire’s marshal clenches his fists. He’d once nearly died on a desolate planet after being framed by his rival. Someone had reached out to help him in the darkness, but he’d never imagined that person was Ye Jia. The mecha master flips through the comic with great interest. No wonder all his efforts to find the friend he’d made on the interstellar web had led nowhere. That friend was Ye Jia. Overnight, Ye Jia, the space pirate once despised throughout the stars, becomes a hugely popular celebrity with hundreds of millions of fans. Even the Empire’s prince, marshal, and mecha master come looking for him in person. Ye Jia: “...” Ye Jia: I only want to be a villain, and I’m only willing to be a villain. Ye Jia: This happened eight hundred years ago. Do you really have to dig it up and talk about it again? I only got revenge for myself and happened to lend a hand along the way. Have you no online manners? Do you have to dox people just because you’re on the internet? Theme: