[Coming soon: National Treasure Cutie, and the fantasy danmei novel Seducing My Roommate in a Restricted Game
Blurb at the very end]
Blurb:
Celebrity Shen's career has collapsed!
Qu Ningning, a longtime fan of Orange, was just about to defend her idol when she got so worked up that she hit her head and passed out.
When she woke up, Qu Ningning discovered that she'd transmigrated into her idol's cat, and had acquired a mind-reading System.
They were about to appear on a variety show called Pamper, Pamper, Pamper.
The entire show would be livestreamed.
Nearly everyone on the show was an enemy of Celebrity Shen.
Every one of them harbored a great deal of malice toward him.
Qu Ningning was furious and read their minds.
Rising heartthrob: I was the one who threw my weight around. So what if your fans are a bunch of plants? Nobody believes you now.
National goddess: I've taken a liking to you. You can only be mine.
Veteran artist: Domestic violence? Compared to impersonating someone else, killing all those people, and hiding it for decades, that's nothing.
Newly crowned Best Actor: You say I can't act? But I'm this year's Best Actor! I stole that title from you!
Famous director: ...
The livestream audience, hearing their thoughts, was furious!
Shen Ancheng felt like the world had gone crazy.
He could hear other people's thoughts.
He watched people who wanted to ruin him expose themselves and lose their careers one after another.
Shen Ancheng: ...
Was this new ability the heavens' way of looking out for him?
Then one day, he heard his cat's thoughts.
"Big brother, what a great body. Hnnng."
"Big brother, you still haven't kissed me, hugged me, or lifted me up today."
"I have to see Big Brother take a bath today."
Shen Ancheng blushed.
The girl was so shameless. Thinking of how he slept with the cat every night made him blush even more!
One day, his older brother video-called him and said the childhood engagement he'd arranged for him had been called off.
Something had happened to the girl, and her family was afraid of holding him back.
He saw the girl lying quietly in a hospital bed on the screen.
He was happy at first, then heard his cat's thoughts: "Huh? Why does the person in the video look familiar?"
Shen Ancheng: Of course she looked familiar. His big brother was every girl's dream man in S City.
"Oh, it's me. My body's still there, and it's been kept in pretty good shape."
Shen Ancheng: !
Later, the girl could switch back and forth between her cat form and her own body. When she returned to her body, Shen Ancheng thought she would resist continuing their engagement, but the girl seemed to have forgotten about it. Even he was starting to forget.
He tried every trick in the book, lying and cheating, to make the girl like him a little more, but all he got was news that she was going on a blind date.
At the blind date venue,
Shen Ancheng cornered the girl in the restroom. "You've already had your way with me. You have to take responsibility."
Coming soon: National Treasure Cutie
Blurb: Overworked office drone Zhuang Zhuang died suddenly after working overtime for too many days in a row. When she woke up, she discovered she'd become a national treasure. Going straight from hell to heaven, Zhuang Zhuang thought she could definitely handle it.
The only downside was that there weren't enough pastries, fruit, or bowls of milk.
Zhuang Zhuang turned her attention to the other national treasures.
"Yueyue, there's a big hole in the wall on the north side. I'm too scared to go near it," Zhuang Zhuang said to Yueyue, who had just picked up a bowl of milk.
Yueyue immediately put down the milk and charged toward the north wall.
Zhuang Zhuang picked up Yueyue's bowl and leisurely drank it.
A moment later, the keeper called out, "Yueyue's escaped again!"
"Bengbeng, I want to go play, but there's a mud pit under the tree stump. It's so dirty," Zhuang Zhuang said with a disgusted look to Bengbeng, who was about to pick up an apple.
Bengbeng shot off in a flash.
Zhuang Zhuang sat down, claimed Bengbeng's apple, and ate it at her leisure.
A little while later, the keeper called out, "Bengbeng, you're jumping in the mud again!"
Zhuang Zhuang told them a pirated version of One Thousand and One Nights, no, Ten Days and One Night. Every story focused on the freedom and pleasure of the outside world. With just her own efforts, she successfully tricked all the national treasures into escaping.
Zhuang Zhuang quietly ate their snacks behind them.
Zhuang Zhuang sighed. Life was so comfortable: there was a show to watch every day, and delicious food to eat.
The keeper finally discovered who was causing all the trouble at the base and found a powerful national treasure to keep her in check.
Who knew?
"Jiaojiao, this is my bowl of milk. You can have it," Zhuangzhuang said gently, holding it out to her.
"Jiaojiao, you can have all my fruit."
"Jiaojiao..."
Keeper: I miscalculated. I should have found a strong female national treasure!
With Zhuangzhuang on her side, Jiaojiao conspired with her, and the other national treasures escaped more and more often each day.
Later, all that eating made Jiaojiao fat!
For her health, the keeper cut back on her snacks, forbade her from tricking other national treasures into giving her food, and made her exercise.
Jiaojiao: Exercise? Not a chance. Not in this lifetime.
She wouldn't exercise herself, but she tricked the other national treasures into exercising.
Keeper: What a headache!
With a sweet, gentle name like hers, she still spent all her time cheating and tricking people.
Coming soon: Seducing My Roommate in a Restricted Game
Blurb:
Introvert Shi Yu has a little secret tucked away in his heart: he's had a crush on his downstairs roommate, Xie Qingyue, for four years.
For all four years, he's wanted to confess. The words "Xie Qingyue, I like you" played over and over in his mind almost every day. But whenever he saw the man in person, it was as if his mouth had been glued shut. He couldn't even make it move.
The day after yet another failed attempt to confess, a restricted-game app appeared on his phone.
Everything he didn't dare do in real life, he tried in the game.
He confessed to him loudly, secretly kissed him while he slept, climbed into his bed, bathed with him...
Gradually, he grew bolder in the game, and things got more and more risqué...
One day, Xie Qingyue suddenly found himself trapped in a sealed room.
That's when he learned that his usually shy upstairs roommate was actually in love with him.
After that, he was pulled into the sealed room from time to time, where he saw his upstairs roommate do intimate things to him.
Confessing, kissing him, sleeping together... and things that became increasingly hard to describe.
Without realizing it, he gradually fell for him. He waited for his upstairs roommate to confess in real life, but he waited and waited, and the cowardly guy still didn't even dare look at him.
One day, after an interaction in the game had just ended, Xie Qingyue finally lost patience and said, "Baby, when are you going to confess to me?"
Shi Yu stared at Xie Qingyue in shock, then scrambled away and disappeared.
Xie Qingyue: ... He found him and cornered him against a wall. Looking at the man who dodged his gaze, he sighed. "Fine, I'll do it. Shi Yu, I like you!"
Theme: Hard work pays off
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