Everyone Around Me Is [Bleep] [Quick Transmigration]

[Ding. Detected target with a trait that attracts [Bleep, ]. Binding as Host now. Teleporting, ]

Ming Yu: Wait, wait, wait. You said I attract what? What did you censor?! ...Who said I'd be your damn Host?! Where are you sending me? Help...!

Ming Yu soon found out what the censored [Bleep, ] meant.

After all, he's so cute. If he doesn't attract [Bleep, ], who will?

"So, what's my mission?" Ming Yu asked.

The System replied, "Show off your trait to the fullest, lure out the [Bleep, ], and make sure they receive the punishment they deserve."

Ming Yu patted his chest in relief. What a scare. He'd thought the System wanted him to satisfy the [Bleep, ]. That would have been way too [Bleep, ].

"Is that my colleague?" Ming Yu asked the System from behind a corner, pointing at a cutie even more adorable than himself, surrounded by a group of [Bleep, ] some distance away.

The System replied, "That's a passerby."

Ming Yu blurted, "Holy crap!" and sprang out. "Let that cutie go! If you want someone, come after me!"

The cutie, prettier than a doll, looked up at the figure standing in front of him. He silently hid the weapon in his palm in his sleeve, tugged on Ming Yu's clothes, and sobbed softly, "Big brother, I'm scared..."

Years later.

Ming Yu lay by the bed, glaring resentfully at the man lounging against the headboard with a satisfied, lazy expression as he slowly massaged Ming Yu's lower back. He fell silent and took a deep drag on his cigarette.

He'd miscalculated. The cutie from back then was the biggest [Bleep, ] of all!

[Bleep, ]! [Bleep, ]! [Bleep, ]!

[Content warning]

I haven't decided whether this will be a quick transmigration story, since I've only come up with a short story set in one world. Once I start writing, it might turn into an episodic story or a transmigrate-into-a-book story.

Theme: Don't fear hardship. Keep moving forward.