The Fallen Group's Two or Three Stories [Western Crossover]

The Evil God opened his eyes to find himself lying in a frozen wasteland, with two little dumplings piled on top of him like a stack of people.

After the three dumplings introduced themselves, they stared at one another, clueless about what had happened. The only thing they knew for sure was that they all shared one thing, to a greater or lesser extent: they were dead.

The Evil God tried to use magic to get himself and the two mortals out of the frozen wasteland, but his magic failed. The two mortals fell to their deaths, and he died right along with them.

Iron Man dumpling: F*ck! Bambi! You half-baked wizard broke my neck!

Black Widow, expressionless: Next time, let me know before you land. I don't want to crash from a great height again.

Evil God dumpling: Why did I die just because you two died?!

Iron Man dumpling: How should we know?!

Superman: Is that me?

Batman: This child looks a lot like me.

Elsewhere:

The Evil God, getting his cheek poked: Damn mortal, take your paws off me!

Iron Man: Who's this guy?!

Black Widow: …

Known facts:

1. Once bonded, they cannot be unbound!

2. If one person dies, the others die with them.

3. Unknown error