As the (un)lucky goose (or rather, unlucky demon) inexplicably chosen for this, Yan Qi is once again experiencing despair today :)
World One: Time Can't Erase Beauty
Mission: Witness Hu Bai confessing to Long Xin.
Yan Qi: "..." So here's the question: as someone with a combat strength of five, how am I supposed to tail two bigshots and successfully spy on their private affairs?
World Two: Low intelligence is contagious. Stay away from me!
Mission: Find a romantic partner for Immortal Lord Wuling.
Yan Qi: "..." Give up. This guy is a sharp-tongued, snarky contrarian who argues with everyone. He's destined to be alone!
World Three: Only those who never speak are truly kind.
Mission: Help Bian Que save the world.
Yan Qi: "..." Wake up! This is altitude sickness! He's a medical expert, so it'd be much faster to help him destroy the world, okay?
World Four: I shall take your head!
Mission: Sell kidney supplements to Zhao Yun, dear.
Yan Qi: "..." What the heck are kidney supplements? Do you have some prejudice against Yun Yun? No normal person could possibly succeed at selling those!
Years later, at a System get-together, the Systems were all praising their Hosts. When they asked about Yan Qi's System, it lit a cigarette and nodded, looking deep and world-weary.
"My Host is a total flirt. She hits on men and women without hesitation, stirs up trouble everywhere, and will bring the sky crashing down if you leave her alone for even a moment."
"Wherever she goes, the protagonists go mad, the supporting characters are baffled, and the plot falls apart."
#I didn't want to cause trouble. Life made the first move against me#
#The crappy System has no golden finger, only golden finger cookies. How did it pass quality inspection? The brainless Host never does her job and keeps courting death. How does someone like her keep completing her missions?#
#Testing the limits of courting death, taking flight at the edge of causing trouble, struggling to survive on the brink of mission failure#
One-on-one romance, absolutely no reverse harem. Some parts involve Boys' Love and Girls' Love, so read with caution.
Come on, I like it so much.
I really want to read the story in the copywriting