Why Are You So Outstanding? [Quick Transmigration]

[Premise One]

Jiang Yu is a legendary holdout among cannon fodder characters. She outwitted the author and survived all the way to Chapter 1,864, even becoming a big shot, the kind of character the author dreamed of killing off.

A System calling itself the Cannon Fodder Wish Fulfillment Program came looking for her.

System: "Help her, save her, and I can give you a life of your own."

Jiang Yu glances at the female supporting characters and heroines in each world, all eyeing her hungrily, and hurriedly flips through the contract. "I don't remember anything in here about having to sell my looks. Could you take care of that part?"

"..." The System hastily disclaims responsibility. "Whoever starts it is responsible for dealing with the consequences. Whoever flirts is responsible for following through."

[Premise Two]

In the original story:

The heroine's gentle girl-next-door: "I'm sorry. I only think of you as a little sister."

The domineering CEO who was forced into a relationship: "Let's get divorced. I'll set you free, and you can set me free."

The queen of dating, who lived life to the fullest: "Marriage? We were just having fun. You took it seriously? How dull..."

The cultivation sect leader devoted to the world: "Personal desire is trivial. The welfare of all living beings must come first."

The popular actress in a sugar-daddy arrangement: "President Jiang, from now on, let's go our separate ways. Take care."

After Jiang Yu arrives:

The gentle girl-next-door: "We have the rest of our lives. I wonder when I'll be able to hold you in my arms, my darling little sister."

The domineering CEO: "You threatened to marry me back then, and I agreed. But I won't agree to a divorce..."

The queen of dating: "Sweetie, want to take advantage of this nine-yuan marriage deal? Did I ever say I wouldn't marry you? Haha, I don't think so..."

The cultivation sect leader: "I traded you for the entire world. Regret, written down on paper, eventually becomes a demonic obsession..."

The popular actress: "President Jiang, my popularity has been falling lately, so the company publicized our relationship to stir up publicity. It hit number one on the trending list. We can't take it down now."

...The other worlds are undecided. The writing order won't follow the order in the blurb.

Jiang Yu, the heartbreaker: "My only mission is to add scenes to the novel, turn the tables, and get more screen time. What's with all these heroines and female supporting characters? Are they trying to pair up with me and ride my popularity?"

1. This is a brainless, overpowered wish-fulfillment story with no logic.

2. If you don't like it, don't read it. The heroines and female supporting characters in some worlds are scumbags.

3. The protagonist isn't perfect. I'm God in my own story!

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