Gu Wuqian woke up to find himself lying in a coffin, with a sea of stars all around him and a disguise item forced on him by a terrible friend: the “Miracle Marshal” beauty System.
Staring at the mirror's oversized doe eyes, seductive purple eyeshadow, Barbie-pink lips, snake-like chin, and eyelashes fit to scrape paint off a wall, he felt deeply concerned about the System's future sales.
From then on, Gu Wuqian became the most “stunning” sight on the whole street. Within five meters, no one could tell whether he was male or female; ten meters away, no one could tell him from an animal. One look hurt the eyes, two made your heart burn, and three sent you down the path to madness.
No one would ever guess that beneath that face was the young Omega marshal exiled for treason, the God of War “Bai Ye,” whose name struck terror into interstellar pirates, and the lost love the emperor spoke of.
His exclusive payment card, linked to his identity System, was the one exception, of course:
“Esteemed seven-diamond customer, all purchases at Asura stores are on the house.”
“Summer Fun Park offers you complimentary package tracking services, so you can enjoy the most distinguished royal treatment.”
Gu Wuqian: “I suspect every card reader in the empire is broken.”
The emperor, whose name was said to be enough to stop a child crying at night, grinned with a distinctly dim-witted look. “Marshal, would you be willing to date your subordinate? The kind where I pay for everything you buy.”
