My Neighbor Is So Irresistible

As an orphan, Shen Xi learned from a young age that being sensible, sweet, and well-behaved was the way to make people like her. Yet in front of Lin Zeye, she was sharp-tongued and cold, mean and calculating. And yet someone cherished even her flaws. A little scene Shen Xi lost a game of Truth or Dare. "The craziest thing I've ever done? Does kissing a stranger by force count?" The stunned crowd: "Of course it counts. It definitely counts." When it was Lin Zeye's turn, he said, "Me? I was kissed by a stranger against my will." The crowd: "Holy crap...!" [All the hurt and sadness you try to hide, I see it all. I keep it in my heart and feel your pain to my very bones.] Ongoing story: Going Viral After Slacking Off on a Parenting Variety Show Blurb: 1 Shen Youning had spent half his life fighting tooth and nail to climb the ladder, finally securing his place as a top-tier star. Then he transmigrated into a book. He became a villainous cannon-fodder character who married for money, abused a child, went crazy on a parenting variety show after being rejected, was sent to a sanatorium by his husband, and eventually slit his wrists and died. Shen "exhausted" Youning would just "lie flat" and pack his bags to leave! On the first day, Shen Youning and his cheap little son got into a fight because neither wanted to sleep on the sofa. They packed their bags in perfect sync, but before they could even leave the village, the production crew demanded an exorbitant cancellation fee. Under the big tree at the village entrance, one big and one small crouched beside their own suitcases. The kid said, "My dad won't pay to get you out." Shen Youning asked, "Will he pay to get you out?" The kid shook his head, and they both stood up in perfect sync again. They fought in the morning, packed up in the morning, and came back at noon. Shen Youning said, "Why would I want to quit? I love the show, the challenges, and the kid." The kid rolled his eyes so hard they nearly vanished. The production crew assigned them a game. Shen Youning: "I forfeit." The show gave them a task. Shen Youning: "I give up." The production crew got so angry that they cut off their food supply. Shen Youning casually wandered over to the neighboring villagers' house and mooched a meal. The kid, who had been ready to throw a tantrum and go on strike, stared wide-eyed. He'd never seen anyone so shameless. To save face, he had no choice but to toddle around on his little legs, working hard to play the games and complete the tasks. 2 His stepdad Shen Youning was irritable and hypocritical, mean and awful. Mo Baibai had long since decided that on the show he'd throw tantrums and run wild, just waiting for Shen Youning to drop his fake mask so his dad would see his true colors and divorce him. But Shen Youning threw the first tantrum, lay down before he did, took him running wild in the mountains and fields, and made him little toys. All right, maybe Shen Youning wasn't that bad after all. 3 Mo Baibai's cash-rich father, Mo Lin, showed up. Baibai ran into his arms on two chubby little legs tanned dark by the sun. "Dad, will you pay to get us out?" Mo Lin rubbed his little head. "You mean, pay to get you out?" "Get him out too." Baibai tried hard to think of good things about Shen Youning that might sway his cash-rich father. "He took me to catch loaches, dig up earthworms, make clay figurines, and even made clothes for me out of leaves." Baibai blushed. "He's handsome too, and I like him a lot." Mo Lin gave Shen Youning a meaningful look. "Oh~ Is that so?" Shen Youning looked at the kid trying his hardest to put in a good word for him and smiled. I really can't thank you enough. I really don't need this, though. The viewers were all saying, Please don't let him leave. - I can't eat without Shen Youning. - There's no substitute for Shen Youning in Chinese entertainment. - Let's crowdfund to keep Shen Youning on the show. At the start of filming: one drama queen, Shen Youning, and five little brats. By the end: Shen Youning, the king of kids, and five well-behaved little shadows. On the first day, the brat started the fight and Shen Youning stopped it. A genuinely lie-flat bottom (and if he can't lie flat, he'll lie down with a door panel weighing him down). You just lie still and behave, and I'll make the moves. Theme: There's sincere affection and true love everywhere in this world.