[Crossover] Everyone Is a Tool

Who in this world doesn't like money? Nobody.

That's what Hoshino Chi says.

As a con artist (strike that), a fortune-teller whose ability is precognition,

Hoshino Chi believes she has a duty to uncover everyone's money-making potential.

What kind of future is there in sex work?!

The hat-wearing guy: fair-skinned, beautiful, with a slim waist and long legs. One theatrical song in his resounding voice is enough to amaze everyone... even if it is followed by the collapse of heaven and earth. But that's not important.

With her, Hoshino Chi, on the job, he is destined to become Yokohama's number-one songstress!

The bandage-wasting machine: Can plunge into the water for ten minutes and still bounce around, and can use a crossbeam for neck stretches. Clearly destined to be an acrobat.

The floppy-eared rabbit (strike that): Doesn't need to shave his eyebrows to cosplay, and doesn't have to pretend when endorsing cough medicine.

The detective: His cape is always billowing when he wears his glasses. He'd make a perfect wind machine...

In short, Yokohama is full of people with commercial value.

She didn't come to Yokohama to fill a vault. She came to own a gold mine.

Hey, hat guy, don't get worked up. No matter how many gold mines I have, Hoshino Chi, you will always be the most valuable one!

Wait... Why is everything taking such a strange turn?!

Theme: You tell me.