[Crossover] I Win by Coasting on Compliments

[I couldn't come up with a blurb for the original, so I replaced it. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this causes...]

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Aino Nanako is just an ordinary middle school student.

But for some reason, she suddenly became a legendary shrine maiden and a pioneer in slaying demons. Suspicious people would run up to her on her way home from school and call her BOSS. When she logged on to the otherworld's internet, she even found her own photo on the wanted board for S-rank criminals.

Nanako, utterly bewildered: ?

#You might not believe me, but I'm really just a couch potato#

She thought it over and over, and finally remembered how she'd ended up in this position:

It was all thanks to her one-of-a-kind, god-tier, MAX-level talent for showering people with over-the-top praise!

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Every morning, the first thing Nanako did after waking up was open her group-message assistant and rack her brains to come up with some indiscriminate flattery:

"Good morning, Boss! Got anything to take care of today? Need me for anything? I'm pretty useless, but if you need someone to make up the numbers, just call me! You're my eternal god! Wherever you go, I'll go. You're the only legend in my heart. I worship you, I'm crazy about you, I'll bang my head against a wall for you! (Heart hands.gif)"

A minute later, Nanako received the deep, fatherly affection of powerful figures from all walks of life.

Monster A: My lady, it's so hot out. You should stay home. Would you like me to bring you some shaved ice later?

S-rank fugitive B: I just got some free time. Have you cleared the latest dungeon? Log in, and I'll help you solo the boss.

Rich tycoon C: I'm free. I just ordered a new dress for you. See if you like it.

Couch-potato Nanako: =V=!

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#IRuleTheWorldWithMyFlattery#

#I'mJustAHeartlessFlatteryMachine#

#TheBossesAreSwooningOverMyFlatteryAgainToday#

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