Name: I'm a Pro at Cross-Dressing
Author: Sour Little Lime

Synopsis

My new novel, Accidentally Marked by My Male Idol, is currently updating. Please add it to your collection. Upcoming novels: The Big Shot Thinks I'm Pretty Good [Book Transmigration], My Fairy Housemate, and No Studying, No Life [Infinite]. Visit my author page to add them to your collection. Please also add me as an author!

***Story blurb:

1.

Xia Qianshen is beautiful, with a slim waist and a pert little butt. When he dresses as a woman, he's ethereal and stunning, an absolute beauty, and he's never once had a wardrobe malfunction.

Until one day, he goes to a blind date in place of a friend.

His date is easy on the eyes, and looks-obsessed Xia Qianshen shamefully... drinks too much.

He makes a fuss about going to the men's restroom.

And brazenly tries to compare sizes with his date in the men's room.

Without success.

2.

Jiang Ji is young, successful, and accomplished, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and a sexy, deep voice. He's so devastatingly charming that he could make anyone swoon. Usually, he's a domineering CEO with an icy expression. He has plenty of admirers, but no one dares cross the line.

Until one day, he goes to a blind date in place of a friend.

His date is outrageously bold. Taking advantage of the alcohol, he pins Jiang Ji against the smooth wall of the restroom.

One hand teasingly pinches his chin.

He rises onto his toes, puckers his cherry-pink lips, and tries to kiss him.

But doesn't quite make it.

3.

Even after becoming a popular idol, Xia Qianshen still regrets that kiss that never happened.

When a reporter asks if there's anything he can't forget or let go of,

Xia Qianshen says, "Probably that kiss I'll never manage to land."

His fans go wild: "Turning into lemons! Which lucky little minx was that?"

The little minx, Jiang Ji, wraps Xia Qianshen in his arms and kisses him.

He chuckles softly. "Hmm? Still can't let it go?"

***Blurb for the next novel, Accidentally Marked by My Male Idol. Please add it to your collection.

Lin Tangxia is a mutated Beta, registered in the institution's files for people with special needs.

Fu Qinghuai is a hugely popular idol, an outstanding Alpha who can make people weak in the knees.

Fu Qinghuai is invited to join a nationally popular dating reality show. The production team pairs him with a Beta influencer who's an ordinary person off-camera.

On the first day of filming,

Lin Tangxia gives Fu Qinghuai a welcome gift, and the whole room falls silent.

In the suffocatingly awkward silence, the host jokes, "As far as I know, Fu Fu is an Omega repellent and hardly ever needs suppressants."

The host turns around and happens to see Fu Qinghuai covering his nose with one hand, with two drops of blood slipping through his fingers.

Host: "..." That comeback was so quick.

The other guests: "..." So Fu Qinghuai is actually this sensitive?

Fu Qinghuai: "..." You might not believe me, but he really smells amazing.

Fans: "An unprecedented first: I've seen Fu Fu get a nosebleed! Is this Beta a spy sent by the Omegas?"

***Blurb for the upcoming novel The Big Shot Thinks I'm Pretty Good [Book Transmigration]. Please add it to your collection!

Song Yuanzhou spends the day writing a long, 3,000-word review, passionately calling out a novel for its warped values. That night, he's sucked into the world of that very book.

**

Still wearing cool summer pajamas, Song Yuanzhou feels the world spin around him and suddenly finds himself somewhere else. It's a little cold.

In a dim, deserted corridor, a hunched old man leads the way, giving him instructions as they walk. The scene feels just like a drama where a concubine is about to be summoned to the emperor's bed.

At the end of the corridor, a lamp is lit. Under its dim light, he sees what he's wearing, and he can hardly put it into words.

Somehow, his men's pajamas have turned into a women's pajama dress with tiny flowers.

Song Yuanzhou: "..."

In the original story, the cannon-fodder CEO's stepmother drugs him and sends over a girl from her own family to be an "undercover agent" in his bed.

But for some reason, that girl has now become him...

The tall, handsome CEO has a cold expression as he endures the pain. His whole body is flushed, and sweat trickles from his temple along the sharp line of his handsome jaw and down over his perfectly defined abs.

Song Yuanzhou swallows with difficulty.

The cool, aloof CEO Jiang Che fixes him with a sharp gaze. His eyes are slightly reddened, adding a cold allure, as he asks, "Are you a woman?"

Under his wolfish gaze, Song Yuanzhou timidly covers his little dress and answers uncertainly, "I... I don't know either. QAQ"

**

And so their happy life begins:

Song Yuanzhou clutches one corner of the bedsheet, trembling. "No, no, no... I was wrong, I was wrong. Not like that."

Jiang Che, his mind growing hazy and his temper fraying, runs out of patience. "Then what way?"

Song Yuanzhou, teary-eyed: Waaah, getting eaten by a beast is bad enough, but now I have to personally teach the beast how to eat me deliciously. This is so hard for me.

**

Their first impressions of each other:

Song Yuanzhou: The original story didn't lie. Jiang Che looks cold and abstinent, his face as fresh as frost. When he smiles, his eyes are as sweet as wine and his dimples are deep. He's got firm, well-proportioned muscles. Great face, great body, but he's not very good in bed.

Jiang Che: His stepmother really did choose carefully. This girl has fair skin and delicate features, red lips and white teeth. When she smiles, she seems to bring springtime to the moon. She has a beauty that could topple a kingdom, even without makeup. She's just a little silly.

"Older-house-on-fire top x timid bottom who only knows theory"

*Blurb for the upcoming novel My Fairy Housemate:

A new tenant moves into the spacious Mu family home. He has red lips, white teeth, and a face as beautiful as jade. His profile looks as if it were carved by a master, with crisp, defined lines. He's so handsome that Mu Yi falls in love at first sight.

Mu Yi's newly learned rule for pursuing a man, number one: lure him in.

Invite the new tenant to bathe together, and make sure he sees all your best features.

Mu Yi is known as the beauty of the hot springs. He's sure to make the other man swoon, come back day after day, and never forget him! Mu Yi is full of confidence.

But that very night...

Steam curls above the hot spring. A beauty is faintly visible through the mist. Suddenly, a flash of red leaps in. Its fiery fur is bright and vivid, and it swiftly swims over to Mu Yi's ankle.

Mu Yi jumps up in a panic. "Aaaah! A giant red rat! How terrifying!"

Rule number one for pursuing a man: KO!

"Innocent, naive tree spirit bottom x clueless fox demon top"

*There are a few small cases along the way. Don't take the cases too seriously.*

*Blurb for the upcoming novel No Studying, No Life [Infinite]:

One is a top student with an air of scholarly elegance from R City Experimental High School. The other is a handsome academic ace from R City Affiliated High School.

The two keep fighting over first place on the exam rankings.

For the students of R City's schools, worn out in body and mind by exams, this has become a great source of entertainment.

But their final practice exam takes them out of reality and into a terrifying escape game.

In the deadly game Study Makes Me Happy,

they compete with brains and brawn, going from constantly irritating each other to trusting and helping each other along the way.

Onlookers clap and cheer. "Big shots, why don't you team up?"

Top student Jiang Huaiyuan and academic ace Jiang Zhuyan: "Who'd want to be a pair with him? Hmph!"

But one day, the onlookers see the two of them hiding in a narrow alley.

Academic ace Jiang spreads his arms and pins top student Jiang against the wall, as if about to kiss him.

Jiang Zhuyan: "Dare to be a pair with me?"

Top student Jiang refuses to back down. He braces an arm against the opposite wall, then unexpectedly tilts his head and kisses him.

Top student Jiang: "What do you think?"