How to Tame a Narcissistic Girl

(I'll revise the whole story later.)

Li Yanyu believes that taking advantage of her beauty is a privilege of being a beauty.

And so she successfully turned herself into a lone peony.

Gu Shimo believes that speaking his mind is his guiding principle in life.

And so he successfully made himself so cold that he'd be single forever.

When a peony meets a man destined to be alone,

there's bound to be chaos.

Little scene:

Li Yanyu frowns. "I'm warning you, stay away from me. Even if you're pretty handsome, that's no excuse to harass a beauty."

Gu Shimo gives her a cold look. "I'm warning you, give up sooner rather than later. Even if you have a thing for me, I just happen to be going the same way as you."

Li Yanyu: "Is it my fault I'm beautiful?"

Gu Shimo: "No, but taking advantage of your beauty is your fault."

Gu Shimo: "Is it my fault I tell the truth?"

Li Yanyu: "Yes."

Gu Shimo: "Then is it my fault I like you?"

Li Yanyu: "...That's my fault! I can't help being so gorgeous!"

A gorgeous, narcissistic, sharp-tongued peony of a heroine x a blunt, naturally charming hero who's destined to be single

Also known as: "My Narcissistic Persona Must Never Crumble" / "You Think Narcissism Is All I've Got?" / "Hands on Hips, I Can Play the Victim Too" / "Life Goes On Through One Face-Slapping Moment After Another" / "How to Tame a Narcissistic Girl" / "Just Love Her, That's All" / "No, You Still Have to Spoil Her"

The chapters posted previously have been lightly revised.

Upcoming novel: "The Neighbor Across the Hall Has Eight-Pack Abs"

Due to circumstances beyond her control, Li Xuebai discovers that her new neighbor across the hall, a handsome man who is 183 centimeters tall,

actually has an eight-pack!

Congratulations (not really), she's now been dubbed a pervert.

Foes are bound to cross paths.

One day, Li Xuebai accidentally gets a full look at Song Yanchen's private parts.

Since they can't stand each other, she remembers at the worst possible moment what Zhao Yuxi told her:

When you run into a perverted exhibitionist, bravely show your disdain.

So she curls her lips and says with utmost disdain, "Is that it?"

Congratulations (not really), not only is her reputation as a pervert now firmly established, but she's also made an enemy for life.

Another day, Li Xuebai updates her social media: Can being handsome put food on the table?

Song Yanchen comments: It can.

Li Xuebai fires back at once: Narcissism is an illness. Get treated early and you'll recover sooner.

Before they get together:

Song Yanchen: I'm anti-romance. No one can talk me out of it!

Li Xuebai: Even if I died, died out there, or jumped from here, I would never get together with Song Yanchen.

After they get together:

Song Yanchen: Honey, sweetie, I miss you.

Li Xuebai: I... I miss you too.

Well, he really did end up falling for her.

Theme: When you like someone, you can make a fuss while they smile.