Honey, Please Don't Interrupt My Career

Please support my new story, "The White Jade Beauty in the Eighties" Mr. Qiao, who's rich enough to never spend it all, handsome, and willful, got married, shattering millions of hearts into tofu. Rumors about Mrs. Qiao are endless and all over the place. #The Mrs. Qiao Who Appeared Out of Nowhere and Might Be a Fairy in Disguise# stayed on the trending list for three whole days. A major influencer even exposed her: [Mrs. Qiao is a country girl, a deadbeat since childhood, failing at least nine out of ten subjects. She's uncultured, shallow, and unkempt, and doesn't even like dressing up. All those luxury goods are locked in her closet, left to gather dust (￣へ￣)] The sour grapes: What a waste! So vulgar! Don't you know how to live? Don't you know men? If you don't, let me have a go. Mrs. Qiao, who'd been dragged through the mud, wore a Maria Grachvogel backless gown and Christian Louboutin red-soled heels. She spun lightly, then threw herself down beside the bed with a smile. "They all say I'm not good enough for you! They even suggested you go to the ER and get your eyes washed out!" The man pinched out his cigarette in a crystal ashtray, then pulled a collector's-edition antique comic from under his pillow and patted the empty spot beside him. Mr. Qiao, whose eyesight wasn't the best, sincerely asked Mrs. Qiao to teach him how to do this so his little buddy could have the most! Amazing! Time! His little buddy covered his face. Mrs. Qiao was still young, so he had to cherish and care for her. Please don't rush her into growing up... Then one day, a breathtakingly beautiful private photo went viral across the internet. Under the moonlight, a wealthy big shot, dignified, reserved, and aloof, pinned a woman with a slender waist, long legs, and a stunning profile against a telephone pole and kissed her passionately... That woman... Wait, I... I... My idol is the one she made famous!!! The shows I watch are the ones she invested in!!! I'm all about looks, and I just want to be a fan of her face!!! So... She's that country-girl Mrs. Qiao who might be a fairy in disguise?!!! #A ridiculous little story about a pair of eccentric spouses who can't stop messing with each other, and happen to wreak havoc on all sorts of villains along the way# Please add "The White Jade Beauty in the Eighties" to your collection. In this obscure period novel, there's a minor maid character who steals the spotlight from the protagonists and infuriates everyone. Desperate to stay in the city, she stops at nothing. After landing the male lead's older brother, a handsome man with a bleak future, she dumps him and sets her sights on the male lead, an even bigger, fatter fish. The maid thinks she's secured her catch with her pretty face, but she never expects to fall flat on her face. She fails to seduce the male lead and gets thoroughly put in her place by the female lead. In the end, her provocations drive the older brother, a hardened tyrant who becomes ruthless when enraged, to torment her mercilessly. She's left like a dead fish, unable to turn her life around. Of all the novel's satisfying moments, the older brother's torment of the maid is the most gratifying and entertaining. Bai Yu claps with delight as she reads, downing three big bowls of fish soup. But life is unpredictable. She wakes up one day as the poor little fish being pinned to the chopping board by the older brother, struggling for her life... A disastrous situation from the start... and a System even more useless than she is, one that could crash at any moment... What can she do? The calculating beauty instantly turns into a softie: "Honey, let's talk this out. Put the knife down, and let's take it easy." The madman, whose face says "If I'm unhappy, you're getting your own funeral": "..." With a terrible hand and no way to play it, Bai Yu gives up resisting. She just wants to be a lazy fish, eat her fill, and die peacefully in her sleep. But as she keeps lying low... "Sis, whichever one you want, I'm with you." "Sis-in-law, what do you think of this place? If you like it, it's yours." Before she knows it, she's made a fortune and gained a whole host of admirers in the financial press. The cold, ruthless big shot turns into a devoted husband who caters to her every need, protecting her from behind the scenes. And now she's won the first-ever Spring Breeze Cup award for Young Entrepreneur of the Year? What is going on? She honestly doesn't understand how city people have fun. Many years later... "Ms. Bai, many women look up to you and hope to live the way you do now. Do you have any advice to share with women everywhere?" The advice is... Before you become who you are now, keep your head down whenever you can. Who cares about saving face? It isn't worth a damn. Theme: Women should be independent and self-reliant, not dependent on others like mistletoe.