Aliens Watch My Livestream Every Day

(Completed. Please add my new story, "Picking Up Trash in the Film Emperor's Heart," to your to-read list!

Preview: When Ruan Yu wakes up, she discovers that she has transmigrated.

She doesn't have breathtaking beauty, a curvaceous figure, or an overpowered golden finger to make her invincible.

That's because she has transmigrated into a tapeworm in a film emperor's stomach.

The biggest perk of being a tapeworm is never having to worry about going hungry.

The film emperor's inner world is rich and varied. Happiness tastes like strawberries, sadness like black coffee, and anger like spicy jelly noodles. When his feelings are a jumble, Ruan Yu even gets Sichuan hot pot as a bonus meal.

Jiang Zhuo has been having a run of bad luck lately. Dogs chase him for no reason when he goes out, the entire hotel loses power while he's staying there, and even on set he gets hit by a falling backdrop.

As he blacks out, a soft, sweet voice rings in his ears:

"Wow, today's film emperor tastes like aged-pickled-cabbage noodles!"

During his hospital stay, that voice keeps popping up in his head out of nowhere.

"It's just plain water today. Boring."

"Cream puffs. Not bad. It'd be even better if there were durian mille-crepe cake."

"Today's steak is a little salty!"

Jiang Zhuo: ...

After Jiang Zhuo recovers, the voice never appears again.

Until one day, he's sitting backstage and hears some little shorty spouting nonsense:

"Wrong! Jiang the Film Emperor's favorite food isn't seafood, it's river-snail rice noodles!" The young woman declares with absolute certainty, "The film emperor smells like river-snail rice noodles!"

That soft, sweet voice is so familiar it's almost grating.

After the show, he pins her against the wall, his voice turning dangerous. "River-snail rice noodles, huh?"

[Fair-skinned beauty, mischievous short-statured D-list actress x Jiang the Film Emperor, who's forced to play along and has a very active inner monologue])

[Blurb One]

As a homebody who spends every day cooped up at home, Chi Qian hates dealing with people.

That is, until she's forced to link up with a bizarre livestreaming room.

"So this is Earth. Just as I thought, it's an underdeveloped star system. Even the ecosystem is still so primitive!"

Chi Qian: "..."

"Can the streamer smash a rock on her chest?"

Chi Qian: "..."

"When are you going to travel around the world, streamer?"

Chi Qian: "..."

"Streamer, streamer, why aren't you saying anything?"

Chi Qian: I have a whole lot of profanity on my mind, but I'm not sure it's appropriate to say it :)

Forced to do her job, Chi Qian falls back on what she knows, taking these aliens sightseeing and telling them stories to satisfy their ever-growing curiosity.

But then a crooked merchant shows up. First, he tricks her into signing a one-sided contract. Then he uses her livestream to run ads and rake in money.

And the worst part is, he doesn't even pay her!

Chi Qian picks an auspicious day, grabs a knife, and heads over to settle the score.

Jiang Ge promptly whips out two little red marriage certificates. "Wifey, we're family now. Surely you don't mind a little ad money, right?"

[Beautiful, naive shut-in heroine x Wily, profit-driven interstellar merchant hero]

[Blurb Two]

Ever since Chi Qian started livestreaming, strange things keep happening around her.

She goes shopping and runs into a cunning shopkeeper. She goes sightseeing at historic sites and discovers an alien civilization. Even her trashy ex-boyfriend turns out to be connected to aliens!

Chi Qian: I'm scared. I'm surrounded by aliens.

What? The aliens want to empty out Earth?

Screw them!

This book is also known as "Saving Earth on My Livestream" and "A Few Things You Should Know About My Shady Merchant."

Content note: (Pay attention!) The heroine has mild social anxiety. She's not so severely affected that she can't face people. She's just a little avoidant, and acts perfectly normally around people she knows and ordinary people. She'll get better later on!

P.S. 1. The historical stories are entirely fictional, with no real-life basis. Please don't nitpick the details.

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