There's No Way I'm Dying

She can't die. The spirit of the pen giggled. “You can ask me a question. I promise I'll answer it.” Suddenly, her face turned bloody, and she said ominously, “But once I've answered, you'll have to give me a part of your body.” Ojbk! Zuo Le: “When will I find a boyfriend?” The spirit of the pen, expressionless: “Ask something else!” “When will I meet someone who can kill me?” The spirit of the pen's expression twisted. “Try again!” “Do you think I'm pretty?” The spirit of the pen: ... Humiliated, the spirit of the pen put on a hideous, terrifying face, ready to get even. “Now you have to give me...” Someone lay flat and said, “You can have a wisdom tooth pulled, and I'll get a haircut while I'm at it. You can have my tonsils and appendix too. Don't mention it.”