The Ultra-Popular Novelist Is a Magical Girl?! [Crossover]

------ Comedic Version ------ [Have you heard? That super popular novelist seems to have gotten mixed up in some huge incident!] [Yeah! I heard it was some kind of murder case, but the author cracked it! Let me officially sing their praises!] [Have you heard? That super popular novelist seems to know magic!] [Whoa! Look, it's a magical girl!] ------ Commentary Version ------ Some Blue Grim Reaper: Hey, hey, what ordinary middle school student carries a knife around with them??? (=口=!!) Some Karate Girl: It's that super popular novelist Shinichi likes! Some Lord: A magical girl and all that isn't entirely impossible to accept. After all, at school she's always been called a "witch." Some Dark-Faced God: How did all the knives in your house turn into little knife spirits?!?! Literary (Chuunibyou) Version The gears of fate have begun to turn. Though it is the very same world, your arrival has filled it with strange colors. Go forth and shine upon the world... P.S. This story is satisfying and fun, but slow to heat up (and it might never heat up). If it's not to your taste, please don't flame me. This foolish author would be most grateful.