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Here's the blurb!
A tree that grows too tall catches the wind. After being discarded once he'd outlived his usefulness, Duan Yunzhou transmigrates again. On the day he arrives, his new body's pockets hold just five thousand yuan, and he owes someone five million. He's getting ready to run.
Duan Yunzhou: Give me a minute to smoke and collect myself.
Creditor Zhao Xuanyang, a possessive maniac: Don't pay up and I'll take your life. (Laughs.)
Luckily, Duan Yunzhou gets a Planar Trading System.
The catch is that his trading partners are an eclectic bunch:
A prince in a matriarchal kingdom who's ignored by everyone and obsessed with putting on makeup;
A Holy Pope of Light who secretly wants to join the God of Darkness;
A drunk master who spends every day cleaning up after his two disciples, who are both into men;
A zombie king bent on saving the entire world...
Duan Yunzhou: What kind of people are these?
Note:
1. The protagonist is the top. They dote on each other, and there's no angst, just a sweet little story.
2. The bottom's face is disfigured and he's blind in one eye. He'll recover later. He's very well-endowed.
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A Mad Dog's Guide to Self-Rescue [Quick Transmigration]
Supreme God: Some of the mission targets are mentally unstable. Go lower their self-destruction levels.
System: All right. I'll go bind a batch of Hosts and save them.
Supreme God: No need. They're the Hosts.
System: ???
Later, the System realized why they were Hosts: these unhinged tops didn't need anyone else to save them, okay?!
In this world, only you can save yourself.
And so those madmen swallowed their antidotes by any means necessary.
[First World]:
After a dispute over an inheritance, Qi Qi was blinded.
After losing his sight, he liked to go to the soccer field and listen to a certain blind athlete play.
Later, that blind soccer player took his own life over love.
Qi Qi never went back to the field.
The System asked, "Want me to take you back to before you died?"
Qi Qi: "Yes."
After being reborn, Qi Qi's eyesight was restored.
At that moment, an entertainment news report was playing: a famous star and a blind soccer player were rumored to be romantically involved, and might be planning to appear together on a dating show.
On the screen, a handsome young man smiled, though he was blind.
It was the first time Qi Qi had seen with his own eyes what the blind soccer player looked like.
Stubborn, proud, prickly blind athlete bottom VS seemingly mature and tolerant, possessive superfan, domineering CEO mad dog top
[Second World]:
After becoming paralyzed, Shen Chen stopped wanting to go out.
To pass the time, he worked part-time online as a paid chat companion, making money by talking to people.
One of his clients was a young boy who liked to wear women's clothes.
He was needy, fussy, and loud. A real pain.
Later, the boy died.
Shen Chen suddenly felt that working as a chat companion wasn't much fun anymore.
System: Want me to take you back to before you died?
Shen Chen: Yes.
After being reborn, Shen Chen was healthy and had a hearty appetite, but still felt that something was missing from his life.
After thinking it over, Shen Chen searched his memories for a phone number.
It belonged to the young cross-dressing boy, who was still alive at the time.
Fussy, needy, drama-queen cross-dressing bottom VS gruff but soft-hearted, gives in to his darling every time, hot-tempered cool guy top
[Third World, tentative]:
Younger athletic golden-retriever top VS mature beauty, divorced older bottom
Theme: If you borrow money, pay it back. Then it'll be easier to borrow again.
Hahaha as long as you have a dream, weakness will eventually become attack2333
Best friend! So sweet! But no name
Those apprentices are pretty awesome, hahaha.
Damn it, the third prince actually...! Hahahahahahahaha they are so sweet! This whole chapter made me salivate wwwwwww
It's amazing, it turns out it's on top, hahaha!
I think it is better to call it the Yuelao system than the plane trading system╮( ̄▽ ̄"")╭
Hahaha! If you fight for your dreams, you will succeed!
Believe. But is it considered blasphemy? Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
I can't imagine how long Special Assistant Zhang spent chasing Zhang Jingyao 😂 😂
Hahahaha the third prince is awesome awesome awesome