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Si Xiaorui died twice, both times on the same day.
In the first life, he fell in love with Qiao Wei at first sight, but she didn't like him. He used many ways to chase people, including throwing money from high-rise buildings. In the end, he died before people could catch him;
In the second life, Si Xiaorui met a man named Qiao Wei. There might be something wrong with this man. He wanted to sleep with him the first time they met, and also pursued him in a high-profile manner in some mentally retarded ways, including throwing money away from high-rise buildings.
In the third life, he had the memories of two lives at the same time. He held his breath and didn't want to recognize Qiao Wei, so he started to pretend not to recognize her.
Qiao Wei: "Do you remember this?"
Si Xiaorui: "They say you recognized the wrong person..."
Qiao Wei: "You are the one who slept here with me, coaxing and deceiving me."
Si Xiaorui: "?!"
The bad guys complain first! It was clearly this bastard who coaxed him to sleep!
I suddenly wake up to the idea of eating Huitoucaogong
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Bu Yiyou turned into a chicken, unable to speak, hairless, and covered in goosebumps. Why? ! Others who traveled to another world were all boss-level, with beautiful women, cigarettes, and boundless magic power. How come it was his turn to turn into a pheasant and run for his life, with no faults whatsoever? !
By chance, he met a white-haired beauty and politely asked her if she wanted to sleep with him. Unexpectedly, after being ruthlessly rejected, he was carried back to the dormitory by this man whom he mistakenly thought was a woman. This man's gentle words made his skin crawl.
Even though he had goosebumps all over his body...
Liang Chen: "Xiaobai, we are married. We are husband and wife."
Bu Yiyou: "I believe you are a ghost, you are a perverted old man..."
Split personality, affectionate attack on X, cowardly, cute and happy
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Serial article: "The male god also has a secret crush on me"
Top entertainment boss x domestic beauty playwright
Chu Xu died, and she made a deal with someone in a daze. After waking up in a strange body, she accidentally discovered that the person she spat on would be single within a month.
In other words, if Song Li, the stupid male god, spits on his face and then hangs around him every day to ensure attendance, he will care about her?!
Chu Xu: "Can you stand still?"
Song Li frowned: "Yeah."
Chu Xu leaned forward, licked his face, and stood there waiting for a while. Seeing that he showed no signs of falling in love with him, he changed places and licked him several times in succession.
Song Li, who was drooling, said: "... The way you chase people is very sticky."
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The next romance novel: "The King of Hell She Was Trapped Again"
The human lifespan starts at 500 years. The people in the seduction team of the underworld office have a lot of time to spare. Only Song Ju, the king of hell, is busy in the entire office hall.
However, she is not busy with anything serious. She is in charge of the underground, but people are running to the sky every day for the newly promoted Tianjun Tan'er.
Unexpectedly, she didn't see anyone, but she was made miserable every day by those mythical beasts in his house. Yesterday, her head was covered in bird droppings, and today, her clothes were gnawed by rabbits.
The uncle of the guard called Tianjun's office: "Report, the female King of Hell is here again. Will Tianjun turn into a bird or a rabbit this time?"
Tan Er dropped a backgammon: "No, prepare to close the door."
Doorman: "Huh? You won't let her in this time?"
Tan Er: "Let her go, lock her up as soon as she comes in, and be quick."
Concept: A rookie's counterattack