My upcoming novels: After My Brother Started Cross-Dressing, I Got Five Boyfriends, The Male Lead Went Crazy After the Replacement's Job Was Done, and I Heard I Treated a Fluffy Little Thing Carelessly and Then Abandoned It. This little dumpling is asking for a bookmark with a cute pose!
Blurb
What's it like to manage seven drama queens? One pitiful soul, who asked not to be named, answered: Every day is a battlefield. It makes me want to die just a little.
After being bound to a System, Bai Li has no choice but to make do and keep living. System, which is pretty useless: "Dear, you have two choices. One, find the male lead and become his..."
Bai Li replied without hesitation, "I'll take option two."
System: "All right. Your next mission is to help these seven people working for you become top-tier actors."
Bai Li: Meow meow meow?
Bai Li held seven keys in her hand and looked at the seven people across from her.
Number One, the steady big shot: "You ruined my chance at becoming an award-winning actor last time. And now you expect me to listen to you? Ha..."
Number Two, the haughty "little princess": "I'll go to a job if I want to, and I won't if I don't. Who do you think you are?"
Number Three, the gluttonous, gorgeous little ancestor: "Sorry, I'm just a pretty face. I don't need acting skills."
Number Four, the little ray of sunshine: "I'm still young. I'm not thinking about that stuff."
Number Five, the frail scholar: "Oh, my heart hurts a little." He slowly collapsed as he spoke.
Numbers Six and Seven...
Bai Li: This crew is impossible to manage.
All seven: "If you want us to behave, get yourself a different agent."
Later, all seven drama queens: "We take it all back."
Number One, the big shot: "I won all my honors for you."
Number Two, the "little princess": "As long as you're here, I'll try not to cause trouble."
Number Three, the little ancestor: "Here, you can have half my snacks."
Bai Li: But all I wanted was to help you reach the peak of your careers and start a new life. Then we'd go our separate ways, and you could all go wherever you wanted.
1. None of the characters are based on real people. Not a single one.
2. I'll think of something...
Blurb for After My Brother Started Cross-Dressing, I Got Five Boyfriends
As Shi Qingqian's twin brother, Shi Qingchen, she really wants to say, "I don't know him."
Especially every time that idiot gets into trouble and gives people her name. Her resentment reaches its peak.
If there were a pill for regret, Shi Qingqian would only want to do two things.
One: Stop being Shi Qingchen's sibling.
Two: The same as above.
Shi Qingqian can't understand why her brother is the only one who does such ridiculous things.
Just because he was bored, a mere month later Shi Qingchen told her, "Little sis, I found you five boyfriends. Remember to check them out."
He'd tricked them all while cross-dressing, ahem, and using his sister Shi Qingqian's name.
Then, after reading Shi Qingchen's notes, Shi Qingqian finally learned how he'd fooled the five unlucky guys.
According to her brother:
Number One: He's an irritable idiot. He lost a contest to me, then started admiring me. Here's your first boyfriend.
Number Two: He's rich and says one thing but means another. He insisted on keeping me around under the pretext of money.
Number Three: A cutie who came right to me on his own. His eyes can be a little scary sometimes, but you can take him anyway.
Numbers Four and Five: ...
Shi Qingchen: Sis, you can switch boyfriends every day. Go enjoy the freedom of dating around.
Are you sure that's how this works? Shi Qingqian wasn't convinced.
Unable to find her brother Shi Qingchen, the five guys came looking for him and decided she was her brother.
After spending time with them, Shi Qingqian discovered a problem.
Numbers One, Two, and Three: We're waiting to break up.
Numbers Four and Five: Break up, break up, and more breakups.
That sounds great, but why are all of you counting down to break up with me?!
These notes are dangerous.
Shi Qingqian: Please, I'm begging you. Act like a normal person, big brother.
These aren't boyfriends. They're just trouble for me.
As Shi Qingqian tried not to give herself away while attempting to part on good terms with all five, she kept running into the same man.
The big shot Fu Cheng: I'm just curious why those five idiots can't tell you apart.
Shi Qingqian, alarmed: Uh, but how did you figure it out?
Fu Cheng shrugged. If you want to know, kiss me and I'll tell you.
When the five finally realized they had feelings for Shi Qingqian, they all came looking for her, only to find someone had already made himself at home.
"Are you her sixth boyfriend?"
Fu Cheng shook his head. "No, I'm not."
Everyone let out a sigh of relief.
Then Fu Cheng continued: "We're legally married."
Everyone: ...Damn.
Shi Qingqian didn't understand. "Why do you carry your marriage certificate around?"
Fu Cheng replied innocently: "To prove my status."
Blurb for The Male Lead Went Crazy After the Replacement's Job Was Done
Mu Weili thought that everyone deserved to experience passionate love at least once in their life.
So she threw herself into it without hesitation, only to find an abyss waiting for her. She thought she could warm Fu Sinian's cold heart, but in the end, it was nothing more than wishful thinking.
Because she loved him, Mu Weili offered Fu Sinian her whole heart, believing that one day he would respond to her feelings.
But everyone around him kept reminding her that she was only a substitute.
In their third year together, Mu Weili prepared a table full of food for Fu Sinian. Everything had gone cold before he appeared, but then she saw him on her social media feed, gazing tenderly at that woman.
So the important thing he had to do was see his first love. And he could look at someone with such tenderness and longing after all.
But Fu Sinian had never once remembered her birthday.
Mu Weili suddenly came to her senses. She had to leave.
She threw away everything that proved she had ever been there, then left the Fu residence without looking back.
When Fu Sinian realized she was gone, he thought that since she loved him so much, she would be back in a few days. There was no need to rush.
On the first day, the warm water by his bed was gone.
On the second day, Fu Sinian looked at the dark, empty villa and scoffed. Even if Mu Weili came back, he'd punish her properly.
The third day, the fourth day... Fu Sinian still had no news of Mu Weili.
On the fifth day, Fu Sinian stared blankly at his phone.
On the seventh day, Fu Sinian searched through the trash, trying to find Mu Weili's things.
On the tenth day, Fu Sinian could take it no longer and went to find her. At last, he saw Mu Weili, smiling brightly at another man.
And so the last thread in Fu Sinian's heart snapped, and he went mad.
Theme: Study hard and make progress every day
I'm attracted to the pre-collection woo woo woo
So who did Lili follow?
Emmm, it's so outrageous that I can't complain. I didn't expect to see such a plot in 2022.
Good guy, the next update will be in 2021, right?
Am I the only one wondering which one is the stupidest? (?? Dan?`)
Did you choose Huo Yunyu?
Dear, we don't want ordinary men ah ah ah ah ah ah
... You two are not so close to each other, are you so physically close to each other?
Only children make choices, adults want them all!
Only children make choices, I want them all